Think You’re Having A Bad Week? Warren Buffett Lost $2 Billion In 48 Hours
99.99999999 percent of the world will never have this problem, but I can imagine it is a shitty problem to have.
Warren Buffett, one of America’s wealthiest investors, is having a really terrible go of it this week. Earning reports released by IBM Monday cost the Nebraska-based billionaire $1 billion. On Tuesday, Coca-Cola announced its third quarter revenue, and bam–just like that, Buffett was down another billion.
In fact, since I’ve been at work today, Buffett has lost another $500 million and I haven’t even finished my third bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast taco. That sucks. Luckily for Buffett, he has a lot of other billions to supplement the ones that disappeared this week.
I don’t think Warren is going to have to resort to ramen noodles or Kraft macaroni and cheese, but he should probably eat a couple meals at home this week.
It’s been a tough couple of weeks for Buffett.
From CNBC:
The losses in IBM and Coke add to a recent rough patch for Buffett, who slashed Berkshire Hathaway’s stake in British grocer Tesco earlier this month. He has described buying into the stock as a “huge mistake.”
It hasn’t been all bad news for Buffett this week. His favorite bank investment, Wells Fargo, is up $816 million since Monday.
Meanwhile, the $300 I attempted to invest into Fleshlight should start paying dividends soon. I just know it.
[via CNBC]
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He obviously didn’t lose 2 billion dollars, his investment return diminished… Stocks fluctuate you pig fucking piece of shit. Read a book.
11 years ago at 6:59 pmJesus kid, stop taking shit so seriously. Obviously it wasn’t 2 Billion realized liquidated money.
11 years ago at 11:56 pmYou literally don’t know jack shit about economics
11 years ago at 8:24 am$2 billion is nothing for a man who probably owns a pool filled with Glenmorangie and Omaha steaks.
11 years ago at 9:18 am