This Australian Drinking Game Will Kill You
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Australian craze known as Neknomination. The concept is simple enough: film yourself drinking a vile concoction and then nominate your friends to one-up your challenge in a video of their own. While it seems the competition began simply enough with alcoholic mixtures that would make your stomach turn, in a classic case of “well, that escalated quickly,” the videos became more and more disturbing.
Dog food. Raw eggs. Antifreeze. These are just a few of the ingredients that make for a legendary Neknomination.
According to CNN, five men have reportedly died after participating in this social media sensation. After seeing some of the videos, I’m sure that number will steadily rise. Leave it to Australia to make this ridiculous, life-endangering trend a global phenomenon. When you live in a country where literally every single animal would love to see you dead, I guess there’s just nothing better to do than commit systematic suicide.
It appears the trend has spread to a few other batshit crazy countries, namely Great Britain, Germany, and those bastards up north who we will soon destroy on the hockey rink.
So far, there haven’t been too many American examples of Neknomination, and personally, I couldn’t be more thankful. Let’s keep this idiotic game abroad and not let the Aussies and Brits influence us into gastronomic distress solely for social media fame. Come on guys, we’re better than that.
Here are a few gems from the Neknomination craze. Warning: these aren’t for the weak stomached.
[via CNN]
Good only the strong physically and mentally should survive once this full on reaping sweeps the globe. The poors will miss out due to Obama phones probably not having apps.
11 years ago at 11:43 amas a staunch advocate of eugenics this seems like a good thing for humanity. if you’re dumb enough to drink antifreeze i’m quite alright with your genes not being passed on to future generations.
11 years ago at 11:45 amIssuing and Executive Order regarding Neknomination: All Pikes must participate in the game. They must include at least one of the following ingredients in their concoction: anitfreeze, gasoline, bleach, fellow Pike’s semen, or lighter fluid.
11 years ago at 11:45 amIn the usual form of butt chugging
11 years ago at 11:55 amass-funneling…
11 years ago at 1:25 pmYou forgot roofies
11 years ago at 11:56 amLiving in a continent where literally everything tries to kill you, the Aussies needed a new way to find yet another way they could possibly die
11 years ago at 11:46 amSFPL go fuck yourself, sincerely a bastard from up north
11 years ago at 11:49 amI hear you calling me out there SFPL. Watch yourself, before I nominate you for a “shave your head for cancer” philanthropy.
11 years ago at 11:50 amI actually shaved my head into a Mackelmore months ago, we just haven’t done a video so you guys haven’t seen it yet.
11 years ago at 11:54 amEverything you do….is just wrong. It’s all wrong
11 years ago at 12:01 pmthat’s just not good
11 years ago at 7:13 pmSFPL your comment is so bad that the negative number doesn’t even fit on one line…you really should eat a bag of dicks.
11 years ago at 12:35 pmIn all fairness if I was Ronald McDonald I would drink it too.
11 years ago at 11:51 amThe pledges are going to love this game
11 years ago at 11:55 amfucking beat me to it….fuck it im posting a duplicate comment anyways
11 years ago at 1:14 pmLiterally no one cares.
11 years ago at 7:38 pmThis is natural selection at its finest
11 years ago at 11:55 amThe Scottish guy at the end is a fucking animal.
11 years ago at 11:56 am