This Australian Drinking Game Will Kill You
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Australian craze known as Neknomination. The concept is simple enough: film yourself drinking a vile concoction and then nominate your friends to one-up your challenge in a video of their own. While it seems the competition began simply enough with alcoholic mixtures that would make your stomach turn, in a classic case of “well, that escalated quickly,” the videos became more and more disturbing.
Dog food. Raw eggs. Antifreeze. These are just a few of the ingredients that make for a legendary Neknomination.
According to CNN, five men have reportedly died after participating in this social media sensation. After seeing some of the videos, I’m sure that number will steadily rise. Leave it to Australia to make this ridiculous, life-endangering trend a global phenomenon. When you live in a country where literally every single animal would love to see you dead, I guess there’s just nothing better to do than commit systematic suicide.
It appears the trend has spread to a few other batshit crazy countries, namely Great Britain, Germany, and those bastards up north who we will soon destroy on the hockey rink.
So far, there haven’t been too many American examples of Neknomination, and personally, I couldn’t be more thankful. Let’s keep this idiotic game abroad and not let the Aussies and Brits influence us into gastronomic distress solely for social media fame. Come on guys, we’re better than that.
Here are a few gems from the Neknomination craze. Warning: these aren’t for the weak stomached.
[via CNN]
this is a revolutionary way of hazing…we can call it self-hazing.
11 years ago at 1:10 pmI feel like the pledges would love this game
11 years ago at 1:14 pmOnce again, SFPL is retarded. Neknomination is already in America… i’ve seen at least 10 videos pop up on my newsfeed. just waiting to get nominated myself
11 years ago at 1:14 pmI would drink anything out of Kate Uptons tit
11 years ago at 1:34 pmI nominate SFPL to chug a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a gallon of Bleach.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmFridge Mixes Gone Wrong
11 years ago at 3:34 pmnothing compares to shoenice22 chugging a full bottle of everclear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2nRWP10HEA
11 years ago at 3:40 pmThat fucking Ronald McDonald video haha what the fuck.
11 years ago at 4:38 pmAfter that failed shotgun, I think these fucks deserve far worse.
11 years ago at 6:47 pmIt’s hit America, even my small campus. However, we’re not retarded and it’s simply about forcing people around the world to chug a beer at random/inconvenient times.
11 years ago at 12:30 am