This Bungee Chord Slip ‘N Slide Is The Best Thing To Happen To Pool Parties Since The Thong Bikini

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Slip ‘n slides are fucking awesome. They combine all the fun of water and speed with the pain of Indian rug burns and the sobering threat of paralysis. To intensify the things we love most about those slippery wet mats, one pool party pioneer fixed a bungee chord to the finish line, allowing riders to be pulled along at insanely high speeds.

Just look at how fun this shit looks. I want it:

I want this giant pizza tube, too:

And I know what you’re all thinking — I really, really want this guy’s tank:

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While this particular bungee chord slip ’n slide was done on a more professional scale, you could easily throw one together with what’s lying around in your garage. Just lay out a tarp, drench it with KY Jelly, link a few bungee chords, wrap them around a tree, put a kiddie pool in front of said tree, and then turn on the camera. Send us the results. .

[via YouTube]