This Email Exchange Between A Drunk Student And His Professor Is What College Is All About

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As a loyal attendee of class on syllabus day (and I know that makes me unique around here with all you “party-hardies” and “frat stars”), very few things irritate me more than a professor who demands we use email etiquette in our correspondence with them.

“If you don’t use professionalism in your emails, I won’t respond,” says the 26-year-old adjunct political science professor. “Please refer to me as ‘Professor’ or ‘Doctor’ and do not forget your salutations.”

Smarmy, self-absorbed professors are one of the most obnoxious aspects of college, so it was refreshing when I read the following email exchange between this clearly drunk student and his cool-as-hell professor:

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A bold email to send, for sure. By the way, what the hell does “good fuckn yard” mean? Is that an autocorrect from something else? Either way, his professor, who clearly has a solid sense of humor, gladly replied:

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This is what college is all about. Having weird interactions with your professors while you learn how to balance the freedom of going out on a week night and getting your classwork done is all part of the experience. Having a professor like this guy isn’t always an option either, as some would be incredibly offended at this email and forward it to the dean. Not this bald-headed professor, though. He understands that boys will be boys, and even extends the due date on this kid’s paper.

Good fucking yard, professor. Good fucking yard.

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  1. thatstruegenttoyou

    I don’t know why you all are bashing ol’ Steviesie here, I thought this was hilarious. True, he copy pasted the majority of it, but I got a good laugh out of it.

    9 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. Patches_OHoulihan

      I laughed at it yesterday. Today, it’s just a reminder of his ineptitude as a writer.

      9 years ago at 1:11 pm
  2. SmallCollegeGuy

    You’re like TFM’s version of Meg, Just kept around the show so people can shit on you, while you pander suicidal thoughts that are encouraged by everyone else

    9 years ago at 11:42 am
  3. LinksAndDrinks

    I’m glad that your articles have an audio option so the blind can hate you as well

    9 years ago at 8:37 pm
  4. Luckycow12

    This was on the Twitter page ochsconfessions and has been on there for months. This was a high school student.

    9 years ago at 2:15 am
  5. mhc28

    Ahhh, as a person who has a Ph.D. and has taught fucking shithead undergrads…

    “Smarmy, self-absorbed professors are one of the most obnoxious aspects of college…”

    No, the most obnoxious aspect of college is little fucking juvenile dickwads who don’t come to class, don’t do the work, and then come to my office when they fail. I don’t care if you’re a fuck up, but if you are, don’t come grade grubbing. Live with the consequences of being a lazy fucker.

    I went to college, I played a Div. I sport, I graduated in 8 semesters with solid grades. When I fucked around in a course, I didn’t try to lie my way into a better mark. I also drank and fucked a lot of hot girls. Learn how to balance your time, you lazy fucks. Life is only going to get harder when mommy and daddy aren’t paying for you to get drunk and look at homoerotic porn all day.

    Professors work hard for a living and many are underpaid. They don’t need to put up with immature scumbag frat dudes as well.

    Kindly, fuck off.

    9 years ago at 2:09 pm