This Fraternity’s Creepy Date Auction Video Is Guaranteed To Make You Cringe
How do you convince girls to show up to your date auction to bid on members of your fraternity and win the right to take them on dates? If you’re an Alpha Sigma Phi member at Grand Valley State University, the answer to that question apparently is to creep them the fuck out.
Watch their promotional video to see what I mean:
Seductive smirks and eyebrow raises, dudes playing alone in snow, pajama pants, no pants, some dickhead taking a selfie–it’s got it all. Then set it to music straight from a softcore smut film and we’re talking cringe-worthy discomfort. If videos could be personified, this one would be charged with sexual harassment.
The event is their third annual Alphsig Puppy Love Date Auction. The name of the event even makes me uncomfortable.
The description from YouTube:
Alphsig Puppy Love Date Auction 2014
Alpha Sigma Phi presents our 3rd Annual Puppy Love Date Auction. Come bid on dates to a Tigers game, formal at Bay Harbor, Craig’s Cruisers a summer boat outing and many more! If you’re looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this is the place to be.
Feb 12th @ 9pm
Cook-Dewitt
$5 a Ticket at the Door
Have fun, ladies.
h/t user CocaCola
Image via YouTube
Hey Dorn, Happy Monday…
11 years ago at 1:18 pmNow now, Dorn. Don’t act as if you didnt masturbate to this video. We all know that you did.
11 years ago at 1:23 pmThese guys are a little too old for him.
11 years ago at 4:29 pmFYI – ASP at GVSU is the chapter that most of the consultants that work for Phired Up promoting “fraternal values” came from. They did a lot of bragging on their former chapter last time I heard them, so this is especially funny to me.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmThey are the biggest try hards on campus, def not anything to brag about
11 years ago at 4:29 pmSince when is trying hard a bad quality to have? Effort should be one of the most respected traits that every man should reach for. Work hard play hard.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmOn a side note, I heard you’re a huge tool. Have a nice day.
11 years ago at 5:18 pmThe fuck did I just watch.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmMichael Sam wouldn’t even approve of how gay this is.
11 years ago at 1:35 pm…back to the DZ bid day video
11 years ago at 1:39 pmLook at the socks on that geed
11 years ago at 1:42 pmThat sock game is the only thing about this video that didn’t make me cringe.
11 years ago at 10:10 pmFail Friday is early this week.
11 years ago at 1:58 pmHonestly, it wouldn’t have been that bad if the creepy black guy with the creepy ‘stache disappeared.
11 years ago at 2:08 pmSo many laps need to be taken by these goobers
11 years ago at 2:19 pm