This Guy Just Set The Dizzy Bat Bar So Astronomically High That It Might Be Impossible To Top
God, is Panama City not the best? It’s just an endless gold mine of entertainment and unintentional comedy. If you’ve never been, this video perfectly summarizes what you’re missing out on.
PCB dizzy bat from Andrew Morrissey on Vimeo.
First off, you know the kid in a Kenny Chesney hat and a cutoff “Yankees Suck” tee means business when he takes center stage and puts the beer pong game on halt. Absolute power move on his part. Then the performance itself was on another level.
To the untrained eye, you might not see it. If you don’t have an appreciation for what he brings to the dizzy bat game, you might even deem this video unwatchable. You’re also probably the same guy who hates watching UVA basketball games. It’s not pretty aesthetically, but damn it, it’s next level majestic. He’s the Kanye West of drinking games. You just have to comprehend the genius he brings to the craft.
For fuck’s sake, the dude looks at, like, four pitches before even taking a hack. Flawless, all around..
h/t KMarko
Image via Vimeo
Wish he nailed a line drive into the face of the chick yelling “hold the bottom asshole”
10 years ago at 4:30 pmSince I planned to comment this i’ll go with plan B, Floral board shorts and Oakley’s from 2008. NF
10 years ago at 7:11 pmSomeone please explain how this works. I go to geed school
10 years ago at 4:33 pmHaving a rough commenting day
10 years ago at 4:38 pmWell first, you fuck yourself
10 years ago at 4:39 pmDrink the beer, spin around, hit the can.
10 years ago at 4:40 pmGoogle exists to keep you from sounding like an idiot.
10 years ago at 6:25 pmJust watch the video you fucking water head
10 years ago at 10:00 pm“First off, you know the kid in a Kenny Chesney hat and a cutoff “Yankees Suck” tee means business when he takes center stage and puts the beer pong game on halt.”
No, I don’t know that. This board short wearing Neanderthal’s struggle was astronomically disappointing to watch.
10 years ago at 4:35 pmBet you’re a Yankees fan
10 years ago at 6:06 pmYou should change your name to Buzz Killington, because you’re trying way too hard. Do less.
10 years ago at 9:59 pmRefusing to hold the bottom even when she begs for it. TFM
10 years ago at 4:35 pmNice fucking board shorts asshole
10 years ago at 4:38 pmWhere the fuck was the competitive spirit?
10 years ago at 4:48 pmWhat are you talking about? That guy kept fighting when most would’ve taken a sand nap.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmUnimpressed by this board shorted douche. Unimpressed by this video. Unimpressed at the fact in not surprised that TFM deemed this publishable. 0 points across the board.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmShut up, Meg.
10 years ago at 5:41 pmKick rocks cum guzzler.
10 years ago at 6:03 pmNo seriously, shut up.
10 years ago at 10:43 pmTSMTechGuy, you do realize that right after Shut Up Meg, you’re next in line for the “Worst Commenter on TFM” crown, right?
10 years ago at 11:44 pmI’ll accept it.
10 years ago at 6:26 amGotta respect the effort. He had an “ah fuck it” wave off, and then came back up to swing the bat.
10 years ago at 5:18 pmWait… When did board shorts become a bad thing? What else do you wear on the beach you fuckin tryhards
10 years ago at 5:56 pmNormal swimsuits
10 years ago at 6:08 pmBoard shorts are the cargos of the beach
10 years ago at 9:00 amThis guy was at the point of the night (day) where I would’ve just found the nearest thing resembling a bed and passed out. Hats off to him.
10 years ago at 6:42 pm