This Guy Just Wants To Throw A Goddamned Frisbee, Not Jack Off Or Fuck
Are you in Chattanooga, Tenn., (the Noog) or somewhere in that general vicinity? Are you in Tennessee? Hell, are you anywhere in the Southeast with an afternoon off and an irresistible urge to toss a frisbee?
Then this tenacious frisbee thrower is looking for you. No, he doesn’t want to play ultimate frisbee or frisbee golf. No, he’s not looking to jack off or fuck. No, you don’t have to be any good at throwing a frisbee. Just get out there and start tossing, dammit. He needs you.
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Yeah, this guy fucking rules at throwing a frisbee. He’s not afraid to tell you, or even show you–he uploaded three photos of himself in full frisbee-mode that will melt your frisbee-loving soul.
Gender, race, ability? Nothing matters as long as you just get to the Noog right fucking now and throw a frisbee with him.
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…you’re posting frisbee? Even the word itself sounds weird.
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