This Incredibly Well Trained Dog Will Straight Maul You If You Take His Owner’s Beer

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Forget the Westminster Dog Show, this pup is the most impeccably trained dog in the world. Look at this little guy. He’s not fucking around. You try to take his master’s beer and you will lose the hand you reached with. Every frat hound across the nation should be trained like this immediately, protecting ice cold beers from geeds everywhere. Bud Light should turn this into a marketing campaign already. I’d much rather watch this dog bark at beer thieves than listen to Pit Bull.

That’ll do dog, that’ll do.

  1. Channel4NewsTeam

    Now we just have to train the frat hound to do this with pledge’s food

    11 years ago at 4:04 pm
    1. girl_in_every_port

      While similar to dorn’s mom in physical appearance, this dogs attitude towards a male hand is quite the opposite of her

      11 years ago at 6:07 pm
  2. Treyforaday

    Does TFM have a pledge intern to fix these stupid ad link bugs that cover up other comments? you only see ads that say “need new teeth ?” on poorly financed websites. Launching the app with these ads was a total geed move.

    11 years ago at 6:45 pm