This Is 100% The Best Yearbook Quote You’ll Read All Year
Jessica Lee, you are one clever and diabolically hilarious recent high school graduate.
Sure at first this just seems like some stereotypical nerd listing off her favorite elements, because she really likes the fashion of their electron configurations and aspires to be a female version of Sheldon Cooper at some point in the near future; but, if this is your takeaway from her yearbook quote, then you’re clearly not smart enough to comprehend Miss Lee’s wit.
Grab your periodic tables, fellas!
“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
The corresponding symbols of these elements?
“F-U-C-K-Bi-Tc-He-S-Ge-Tm-O-Ne-Y.”
Yep, Jessica Lee will always be remembered by the Class of 2013 as the girl who said, “Fuck Bitches, Get Money” in the absolute most clever way possible. I’m willing to bet that she also probably took home a science award or two at commencement.
Well played, you sneaky Biggie Smalls loving girl, you. Well played. I never thought anyone would one up J.R. Smith’s yearbook quote.
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Bid.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmDefinite wife material. I bet her dad is the CEO of Samsung.
12 years ago at 3:56 pmNaturally the Asian girl outsmarts all the white adults. If she didn’t graduate early and is actually 18, I’d hit it just to hear her smart dirty talk.
12 years ago at 3:57 pmCalm down, Ling Ling.
12 years ago at 7:37 pmMost HS yearbooks are put together by a student run organization.
12 years ago at 9:52 pm^^^I’m intrigued on this smart dirty talk you speak of.
12 years ago at 9:53 amKnows Periodic Table=does anal
12 years ago at 4:18 pm*does butt stuff
12 years ago at 5:37 pmI’m going through an asian thing right now, so hop on miss Lee
12 years ago at 4:26 pmI’ve never had the yellow fever but just this once I would definitely make an exception.
12 years ago at 5:22 pm^ Same boat as you, buddy.
12 years ago at 11:24 pmShe bring great dishonor to her famiry
12 years ago at 4:33 pmShe lacks disciprine.
12 years ago at 8:31 am*racks
12 years ago at 11:45 amI’d eat her pussy like shrimp fried rice
12 years ago at 4:52 pmDibs!
12 years ago at 4:55 pmSomeone call me a doctor, because I seem to have contracted the yellow fever.
12 years ago at 5:23 pmI’d put it in her vanadium silver iodide sodium.
12 years ago at 5:55 pmWell done, sir.
12 years ago at 7:54 pm