This Is 100% The Best Yearbook Quote You’ll Read All Year
Jessica Lee, you are one clever and diabolically hilarious recent high school graduate.
Sure at first this just seems like some stereotypical nerd listing off her favorite elements, because she really likes the fashion of their electron configurations and aspires to be a female version of Sheldon Cooper at some point in the near future; but, if this is your takeaway from her yearbook quote, then you’re clearly not smart enough to comprehend Miss Lee’s wit.
Grab your periodic tables, fellas!
“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
The corresponding symbols of these elements?
“F-U-C-K-Bi-Tc-He-S-Ge-Tm-O-Ne-Y.”
Yep, Jessica Lee will always be remembered by the Class of 2013 as the girl who said, “Fuck Bitches, Get Money” in the absolute most clever way possible. I’m willing to bet that she also probably took home a science award or two at commencement.
Well played, you sneaky Biggie Smalls loving girl, you. Well played. I never thought anyone would one up J.R. Smith’s yearbook quote.
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Of course the Asian would make an intellectual joke. Well done ma’am.
12 years ago at 6:19 pmVery crever indeed. I’d rike to ray pipe
12 years ago at 6:28 pmA couple guys at my old high school came up with this gem a while back. Scroll down to the poem they wrote and read the first letter of each line.
http://www.myplainview.com/news/article_362f86e2-5b2c-11df-b1e6-001cc4c03286.html
12 years ago at 9:17 pmLook at the first letter of each paragraph in this article.
12 years ago at 1:41 amSorry. TFM makes it too small. Here’s the link.
12 years ago at 1:42 amhttp://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/75120_10151028725852093_1951617558_n.jpg
^fuck that guy. clever as fuck though,
12 years ago at 2:51 am“Its not the money, its the principle. What kind of student makes more money than the Principal”
12 years ago at 2:54 amWould turn sideways / bang.
12 years ago at 8:32 am
12 years ago at 9:17 pm