Do me a favor. Drink for twelve hours, put on some boat shoes, fall over, and then grab a friend with a camera and have him film you jumping up and sprinting. Let me know how that goes.
Dude, watch the head. You need to protect that Frat Gland of yours so future fratire columns remain outstanding.
Bacon needs Air Bag Pledge with him at all times. A squishy Air Bag Pledge throws itself on the ground underneath Bacon as Bacon falls, protecting the valuable Bacon from harm.
Wow….I can’t believe Bacon tricked those people into thinking he was drunk then startled them. I bet those people have a good story to tell now…at least he is a good writer. I still prefer Bacon’s articles while still finding Dorn’s entertaining but must admit that, after reading the comments before having a change to actually view the video, this was somewhat disappointing.
Hardly the funniest thing I’ve experienced on this website.
The kid in the black tank helping him needs a new pair of khakis.
13 years ago at 5:17 pmFranklin the Turtle gone wild!
13 years ago at 5:26 pmFucking hilarious. Frat the fuck on Bacon
13 years ago at 5:34 pmNice. Now I need a drink.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmStill #teamdorn. Fuck Bacon.
13 years ago at 6:24 pm
13 years ago at 6:38 pm^ All this made me think of was, “I’m Roger Dorn, and I approve this message”.
13 years ago at 10:10 pmI’ve never “nice moved” a video on here, but this was fucking awesome. Frat on Bacon.
13 years ago at 7:17 pmYour atrocious running form indicates that you’ve spent countless hours playing World of Warcraft.
13 years ago at 7:39 pmDo me a favor. Drink for twelve hours, put on some boat shoes, fall over, and then grab a friend with a camera and have him film you jumping up and sprinting. Let me know how that goes.
13 years ago at 7:47 pmFuck off Lou. Team Bacon
13 years ago at 8:07 pmTook your advice and ran the 40 yard dash. Clocked in at 4.3 seconds, is that any good?
13 years ago at 8:39 pm^ now go eat rocks.
13 years ago at 10:11 pmThen chase those rocks with Drano.
13 years ago at 1:42 amLou Cox, how did you drink for 12 hours and complete said task in one hour?
13 years ago at 9:19 amIt’s leap year glory, anything is possible!
13 years ago at 5:19 pmLooks like me during round up. fuck
13 years ago at 9:54 pmDude, watch the head. You need to protect that Frat Gland of yours so future fratire columns remain outstanding.
Bacon needs Air Bag Pledge with him at all times. A squishy Air Bag Pledge throws itself on the ground underneath Bacon as Bacon falls, protecting the valuable Bacon from harm.
13 years ago at 10:21 pmWow….I can’t believe Bacon tricked those people into thinking he was drunk then startled them. I bet those people have a good story to tell now…at least he is a good writer. I still prefer Bacon’s articles while still finding Dorn’s entertaining but must admit that, after reading the comments before having a change to actually view the video, this was somewhat disappointing.
Hardly the funniest thing I’ve experienced on this website.
13 years ago at 11:40 pmCool story.
13 years ago at 9:09 pm