This is TFM: Bad Twitter Day
13 years ago

  3. ice cold frat

    TFM is for trolling.
    The internet is for porn.
    Twitter is for throwing,
    Death threats at Dorn.

    — ICF

    13 years ago at 5:43 pm
    3. ice cold frat

      ^ Nah, but here’s a limerick

      There once was a man named Dorn,
      Who was g.ay since the day he was born;
      And he said this with laughter,
      As he pulled the dick out of his shit packer,
      “Oh Em Gee my asshole is torn.”

      — ICF

      13 years ago at 5:57 pm
    5. TheCommodore

      I’ve heard of a man named Bacon,
      who was so horny his asshole was achin’.
      He blew and he jerked,
      as Roger_Dorn lurked,
      “Soon his ass will be mine for the takin’.”

      13 years ago at 12:45 am
    6. StraightUpEverclear

      Don’t forget about the guy named Atomic,
      Who’s sucks until he gags then Vomit,
      But Dorn and Bacon you aren’t getting off the hook,
      Bacon we know you jack off while giving Dorn dirty looks
      “Oh, woe is me! The pleasure is mutual.”
      Says Dorn as he backs it up into neutral
      “But what about Dick Perry?” Some TFM bros will ask,
      I heard someone told him he had to run laps
      Or maybe he had to chug a bottle of bleach
      Because he girlfriend has him on a leash
      Now some may say “Chill on the adderall bro.”
      And to you I say, I Cleaveland Steamed your sister,
      While Alaska Pipelining your mom like she’s a hoe.
      But back on topic of the TFM staff,
      Bacon is reading the newspaper while
      Currently stroking Dorns sweet sack.
      We are still missing one important thing
      It is the picture of the fucking butt pee.
      It seems like it’s taking forever,
      maybe even slower than a sloth
      Just promise me you will post it,
      After you finish Dorn off.

      The End

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
    7. StraightUpEverclear

      *Please note: It is optional, but highly encouraged to read this voice in the same voice as the grinch stole christmas or one of Dr. Suess’ books.

      13 years ago at 6:34 pm
    8. ice cold frat

      ^ Everclear, give me your contact info, collaborating on a Frat Epic Poem seems to be in the future.

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
    9. StraightUpEverclear

      I just started a twitter it’s @straightclear so contact me there and let’s write a column.

      13 years ago at 10:34 am
    4. better_than_you

      Base tan is lookin’ nice. I’m hopin’ to get there myself this season.

      13 years ago at 7:43 pm
  7. Charleston FratEN

    I will. You’re a skank and without seeing an actual full picture of you, There is a 65% chance that you’re 85% man.

    13 years ago at 7:43 pm
  9. MichelleO is a Hoe

    And let’s be honest here….being a Sig Nu, you’ve probably never seen 100% of a woman anyway.
    Laps until you lose your virginity.

    13 years ago at 8:04 pm