This is TFM: Office Shacker

  1. The Baron

    Bolen’s face as she passes by is golden. On a side-note, I’d attempt to shatter her pelvis with aggressive thrusting if the opportunity presented itself.

    13 years ago at 10:07 am
  2. PoloFuckThatHilfiger

    “I’m gonna go get some office supplies later” ” OH are we out of Scotch?” TFM.

    13 years ago at 10:11 am
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      I think he meant scotch tape. They wouldn’t actually drink on the job, that would be irresponsible.

      13 years ago at 10:49 am
    2. The Big LeFratski

      IDK what you’re talking about. My house has a strict no alcohol policy. At any event.

      13 years ago at 8:28 pm
    1. Dennis Reynolds

      Surely it’s not HotPiece. I’m going with that vapid thundercunt Pinnies and Pearls.

      13 years ago at 12:24 pm
    2. M_Eagle

      “Vapid thundercunt.” Intellectual, solid wordplay, and establishes dominance.

      13 years ago at 7:37 pm
    3. SEC Gameday Drunk

      ^^pines and hawtpiece did columns before the split, if you werent such a noobie try hard youd know this

      13 years ago at 7:31 am
    1. ice cold frat

      Bacon being the only employee with any sense of professionalism is unfortunate. Dorn’s slow, steady descent into hell via STD is NOT, however.

      13 years ago at 10:26 am