This Is What Happens When A Woman Gets In The Way Of A Man And His Pup
10 years ago

You don’t mess with a man and his dog. That relationship is sacred. You can force him to stop watching the game. You can force him to spend more time with your family. You can even force him to take up some asinine hobby so you two can “spend more time together.” But when you tell him he has to get rid of his dog, your ass is out the door.

Here is a Craigslist ad posted five days ago in Virginia:

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Look at that pup. Who couldn’t love such a beautiful dog? Only the spawn of Satan couldn’t find room in its heart for a lovable dog like that.

What was her game plan? Did she actually think she was more important than a dog this guy has owned for nearly five years? This guy absolutely did the right thing by sending that chick on her merry way.

If anyone wants an unruly, selfish girlfriend, you can pick her up at the shelter off I-81 in Roanoke.

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  5. RedPill

    Long story short: Hot Piece got booted to the curb over a black Lab pup. Two weeks later she is in Austin working for TotalSlutMove.

    10 years ago at 10:00 am
  6. D2bound

    It must have been really hard getting this news story from Twitter. Surprised there’s no #TFM

    10 years ago at 10:01 am
  7. yacht_life

    Any woman that says get rid of the dog is a commie and can’t be trusted. This man deserves a beer and round of applause.

    10 years ago at 10:06 am
  10. Conway Titties

    A “getting rid of a girlfriend” ad on Craigslist and it doesn’t involve murder. I’m calling bullshit.

    10 years ago at 10:32 am
  11. GenRobertFratLee

    So you go to the chive, go back about a month and copy and paste a story, I guess plagiarism is a tfm

    10 years ago at 10:43 am