This Is What Happens When A Woman Gets In The Way Of A Man And His Pup
You don’t mess with a man and his dog. That relationship is sacred. You can force him to stop watching the game. You can force him to spend more time with your family. You can even force him to take up some asinine hobby so you two can “spend more time together.” But when you tell him he has to get rid of his dog, your ass is out the door.
Here is a Craigslist ad posted five days ago in Virginia:
Look at that pup. Who couldn’t love such a beautiful dog? Only the spawn of Satan couldn’t find room in its heart for a lovable dog like that.
What was her game plan? Did she actually think she was more important than a dog this guy has owned for nearly five years? This guy absolutely did the right thing by sending that chick on her merry way.
If anyone wants an unruly, selfish girlfriend, you can pick her up at the shelter off I-81 in Roanoke..
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In other news, water is wet and women ruin everything.
10 years ago at 10:55 amOh, good. I was hoping to see this again after I saw it on reddit this morning.
10 years ago at 11:12 amGirlfriends come and go, FratPets are forever (and guarantee getting laid)
10 years ago at 1:38 pmMolly’s a babe
10 years ago at 4:17 pmWhen did TFM become Buzzfeed
10 years ago at 9:58 amYou know, you COULD just get rid of the human bitch – honestly, IT’S JUST A USELESS FISH. Outside of fucking it, it serves little good purpose, unless you just LIKE being told what to do, how to do it, where to do it, etc. What’s wrong with the so-called “men” in this country? Throw that cunt out and be done!
10 years ago at 6:07 pm