This News Anchor Storming Off During Kylie Jenner Story Is The Hero We Need
Much like Caitlyn Jenner’s penis, the world has been turned inside out and backwards from the Kardashian/Jenner news craze. The hysteria has swept across the seven continents, leaving a trail of orange dust, toxic butt-implants, and collective stupidity behind it. I’m fed up. I know you are. And this morning show news anchor captured our frustrations with one bold move.
When the morning’s hard-hitting news topic cued up on the teleprompter – Kylie Jenner’s adoption of a bunny named Bruce – anchorman John Brown threw a fit and stormed offstage while shouting, “It’s a non-story! We’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family anymore! It’s enough! It’s Friday! I want to have a good Friday! I don’t want to talk about the Kardashians!”
I feel ya, Brown. They ruin my day, too. But you work for a morning talk show. Celebrity gossip comes with the territory. Your job is to talk about the weather, help a single mother prepare a batch of low-fat empanadas from her new cooking book, and dish about celebrities with your leather-skinned co-anchor just long enough to fill the two-hour segment aired in nursing homes as background noise to help the dying and forgotten feel less lonely (Miss Johnson’s gonna kick the bucket any day now, the least you can do is distract her long enough for the nurse to crumble a few grams of anti-psychotic in her oatmeal). Big smile, Johnny! You can’t believe how few carbs are in that dumpling! Ohh my god, isn’t it the best thing you’ve ever tasted?! Dance for the camera, broadcast monkey! DANCE!
If you want to do real journalism, go write for a newspaper. I know you won’t. You’re not in it for the real shit – you just want attention. The glow of the limelight. Same reason you threw a bitch fit on live TV..
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10 years ago at 10:14 pmProud this came from Orlando
10 years ago at 10:34 pmThis guy is a GDI. He’s still a fucking fairy fruit fly for being a part of celebrity gossip in the first place. Pussification of America at its finest.
10 years ago at 10:47 pmI’ll just assume you’re from the cousin fucking part of Kentucky then…
10 years ago at 12:58 amPlease let this be the beginning of the end
10 years ago at 10:59 pmNext thing you know that Bruce will become a Caitlyn and think it is a “women”.
10 years ago at 11:00 pmIs TFM just selectively picking articles on the front page of reddit and putting their own twist of narrative on it?
10 years ago at 11:04 pmYes. And it seems to work pretty well.
10 years ago at 3:00 amThe saddest thing is there are people out there who really do care. Those people, are GDI’s.
10 years ago at 11:04 pmHot Piece wrote an article saying if you’re anti-Kardashian at this point, then you’re the annoying one, which is absurd. It’s like Kardashian fans all have this alternate life where they live vicariously through the wealth, fame, and beauty of this family, and i think they all do it to distract themselves from their own loneliness. Just please don’t tell me to “get with it” like I don’t understand the Kardashians. I, like most people, I have immense respect for talent, whether it’s an athlete, a musician, a chef, a high end business professional, etc, and the Kardashians don’t possess any redeeming qualities, so I’m not interested. Relentless efforts to keep them relevant in the media is promoting mediocrity in this country because watching that show gives people the opportunity to escape their shitty life and enjoy the guilty pleasure of daydreaming about the good life in which they get a behind-the-scenes-look at all day. That can’t be healthy, to waste a bunch of time wanting something you can’t have.
10 years ago at 12:28 amThe only reason they’re famous is because their dad (who you never hear about) helped OJ get off. And I guess this whole Bruce Jenner thing added to it
10 years ago at 1:54 amPlus the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.
10 years ago at 3:44 amTo long fight read
10 years ago at 10:27 pmAnd stay at home moms
10 years ago at 6:55 amPower. Move.
10 years ago at 11:05 pmSaw earlier that they were “America’s Royal Family” who the fuck made up that crock of shit? That’s all I want and need to know about them.
10 years ago at 11:11 pmWe don’t have a royal family, that’s why we’re fucking America.
10 years ago at 3:32 amAmen brother
10 years ago at 4:04 amFor years people always called the Keneddys “the American royalty”… Now we have these cocksuckers. How far we done fell.
10 years ago at 10:54 amIts funny cause they are literally cocksuckers. And in no way shape or form can they measure up to half of what the Kennedys, or the Roosevelts were.
10 years ago at 6:54 amGood for him. The entire Kardashian family are media whores, and are the epitome of what is wrong with this country… (except for Kendall, she gets a pass)
10 years ago at 11:26 pmKendall will get a pass when she spreads her piss flaps for the camera
10 years ago at 6:56 am