This Poor Bastard Has Had 100 Orgasms A Day For The Last Two Years
Think about those few moments of bliss during an orgasm. Now, imagine having that feeling about once every 15 minutes. Sounds incredible and exhausting at the same time, right? Well, a Wisconsin man by the name of Dale Decker has been experiencing these sensations for the last two years.
From Daily Mail:
The 37-year-old is the first man to speak out about suffering persistent genital arousal syndrome. He developed the condition in September 2012 after slipping a disc in his back while getting out of a chair.
While he was en route to the hospital, he suffered five orgasms.
Don’t go running to slip discs in your back all at once, guys.
Since that moment he has been plagued by the condition, he describes as ‘disgusting and horrendous’.
According to medical literature, trauma to the pelvic nerves can trigger hypersensitivity in this area.
Could you imagine seeing some guy getting off in the produce section at the grocery store or while he’s at the park with his kids?
He has, and it has left Dale locked up in his house because he fears going out in public. He’s unable to work, and his family has been struggling both emotionally and financially.
Even in his house, the poor bastard can’t find peace. Besides the physical toll Dale goes through on a daily basis, he also has to deal with his wife.
“It’s really upsetting, we don’t do things that man and wife should do.”
Translation: none of those orgasms are happening with the missus.
Dale is also forced to sleep in a separate bed from his wife, as he has spasms throughout the night.
There’s currently no cure in sight, and this dude seems to be stuck with the most bittersweet condition known to man for the foreseeable future.
[via Daily Mail]
This must really blow.
11 years ago at 2:02 pm
11 years ago at 2:07 pmThis isn’t even a fucking close to relevant gif.
11 years ago at 3:46 pm
11 years ago at 2:07 pmSounds like a load of trouble
11 years ago at 2:10 pmI would not come out of my house either
11 years ago at 2:30 pmBut I bet you’d cum out of your house. I’m sorry, I’ll leave now
11 years ago at 3:37 pmPlease do
11 years ago at 5:07 pmYou fucks ruin everything
11 years ago at 5:43 pmThere seems to be a typographical error in this statement.
11 years ago at 3:37 pmPray for Dale
11 years ago at 2:49 pmThe financial trauma is probably caused by his monumental Kleenex bill….
11 years ago at 3:11 pmPermanent O face.
11 years ago at 3:35 pm
11 years ago at 9:30 pmI would at least hope he would get a vesectomy. Id be happy to orgo every 10-15 but the constant cleanup and dry chambers would be a bitch.
11 years ago at 3:40 pmYou still produce semen after a vasectomy, dumbass. You don’t just shoot dust clouds for the rest of your life.
11 years ago at 5:44 pmeat shit bum
11 years ago at 7:18 am“Could you imagine seeing some guy getting off . . . while he’s at the park with his kids?” That’s weird, I don’t recall Dorn being the injured victim.
11 years ago at 6:51 pm