This Skinny Ass Texas State Kid Belongs In The Cooperstown Of Drunk Dancing
Someone tipped me off about this Texas State kid dancing, and it’s just too good not to share. Do you dance this well? Hell no. Nobody can. He is a man who knows exactly how to turn an event into HIS event. No fucks are ever given when this guy walks into a party in San Marcos.
This scrawny-ass white dude is probably working on a bachelor’s degree in accounting. He’s got a few interviews already lined up for next year, trying to figure out his post-graduation plan. He most likely comes from a nice family in the suburbs, the oldest of three or four kids. Every year at the annual neighborhood Christmas party, family friends fawn over how respectful and polite he is. Then, he starts drinking and this shit happens.
What an Alpha-male..
[h/t Rachel Page]
looks like he just ripped off a Chazz Michael Michaels routine
10 years ago at 1:01 pmWowwwwwwww
10 years ago at 1:02 pmPARTY PAT’S SUCCESSOR??
10 years ago at 1:03 pmMy grandma has that same haircut.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmKids famous in San Marcos, hes a Pi Kapp and he is always doing this.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmODH
10 years ago at 8:12 amNothing shall ever tear us ass under.
10 years ago at 8:45 pmKid is famous in San Marcos, hes a Pi Kapp and his tailgate dancing is unrivaled. Eat em Up.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI think Drunk Uncle is a little too drunk.
10 years ago at 1:25 pmPeople still use Vine?
10 years ago at 1:17 pmNot gonna lie I wish I had those moves
10 years ago at 1:33 pmDorn and the majority of Grandex are from Texas State. That’s it. That’s my story.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmI thought they were Yankees from mizzou?
10 years ago at 1:58 pmChrist you sound dumb man.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmOkay, I’ll go home now.
10 years ago at 8:48 am
10 years ago at 1:41 pm