This Sorority Rush Video Sounds Like It Was Filmed At A Riot
BREAKING: Sorority girls are loud when excited!
Yeah, I know, this isn’t exactly shocking news. Still, I made the mistake of watching this video from the University of Missouri’s bid day with earphones in and I think the damage to my hearing is permanent.
Look at that flow of humanity. If it weren’t for all the colorful signs this could have been B-roll in World War Z. And the noise, my God. I’ve heard it in person many times before, but still, you never really get used to it. It’s so shrill and emotional that, if I weren’t seeing the events unfold in the video, I wouldn’t know if I were listening to the crowd before a Justin Bieber concert or rioting near an Egyptian women’s school. To be fair I’m pretty sure girls make the same sound whether you’re shooting water balloons or RPGs at them.
Oh, sorority bid day. You are ridiculous in so, so many ways.
[via Instagram]
It’s hard hitting news stories like this that keep me coming back.
12 years ago at 5:58 pmWhy would someone only take a 3 second video.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmMaking a 3 second video with Dorn’s mother. TFM
12 years ago at 7:44 pmLasting only 3 seconds. NF.
12 years ago at 8:35 pm^ Lasting 3 seconds. TFTC
12 years ago at 10:50 pm^ This guy gets it
12 years ago at 2:05 pmHey Bacon Mizzou’s still gay as fuck write about something else.
12 years ago at 7:26 pmhey fuck kU
12 years ago at 9:42 pmit was probably a snapchat that got saved to the camera roll.
12 years ago at 7:47 pmAt Alabama you must kiss the hand of Nick Sabans statue to get a ticket
12 years ago at 8:11 pm“To be fair I’m pretty sure girls make the same sound whether you’re shooting water balloons or RPGs at them.” So damn funny. So damn true.
12 years ago at 10:08 pmThis news day is as slow as Dorn’s cognitive functions
12 years ago at 10:44 pmAnd Sigma Kappa in the foreground. best angle on the quad.
12 years ago at 2:24 pm