This Unattractive Girl Wants You To Take Her To An ALCS Game, And She Also Wants You To Pay For It
Women have been using their bodies and looks to gain some sort of financial gain from men since the dawn of time. Here we have another case of just that. Take a look at the ad in all of its glory for yourself.
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The biggest problem here is not that she’s looking for her Captain Ahab to take her to the game. We all have the guy in our group who is a chubby chaser — and good for him. What really grinds my gears is this little tidbit:
In addition to being a Royals fan, I, usually, root for the Red Sox. I enjoy rum, sweet white wines, tropical vacations, and people who aren’t stupid.
She must not enjoy herself because she is the epitome of stupid.
Royals fans have been waiting 29 years to see another ALCS game in person, and she expects some “well-hung” true Royals fan to take her to something he’s been waiting for all of his life. Sorry that your Red Sox couldn’t make it this year, but get the fuck out of here with that garbage.
If you don’t have enough money to find your own ticket, then your happy ass doesn’t deserve to post a selfie of your double chin on Facebook. I don’t make the rules. Sorry, sweetheart, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles..
[via Craigslist]
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For her, I’d take nothing less than a 7th inning stretch BJ displayed on the jumbotron during kiss cam.
11 years ago at 3:12 pmCons: not attractive, pretentious, and not even a die hard royals fan
Pros: she’s gonna touch your pee pee
11 years ago at 3:30 pmShow us your tits
11 years ago at 3:38 pmIf that is you in the picture, your butt will indeed be getting the royal stuffing.
11 years ago at 11:40 pmShe knows all about how the cookie crumbles.
11 years ago at 3:54 pm“Guy not morbidly obese” sorry SFPL, you’re shit outta luck
11 years ago at 4:18 pm
11 years ago at 4:26 pmGuarantee she wouldn’t put out, either
11 years ago at 4:38 pmhttp://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/go-be-fat-somewhere-else.jpg
11 years ago at 5:03 pmI figured she would ask for someone who has tickets to the local doughnut shop.
11 years ago at 10:49 pmthanks aggies
11 years ago at 1:28 amthis bitch really thinks this’ll work?? fat chance.
11 years ago at 1:37 amFuck this fat bitch. Wait outside the stadium underneath your bridge and I will stumble upon you at 3 in the morning.
11 years ago at 8:38 am