This Video Proves That LSU Fans Are The Most Disgusting People In America

After watching this video, that title might not even be hyperbole. The NSFW video you’re about to see features an unholy act perpetrated by two people who I hope beyond hope were blackout drunk, roofied, AND possessed by demons. That’s the only way any of this is even remotely excusable. What am I talking about? Just a dude taking a shot of booze that’s been trickled into the glass via his bro’s back and ass crack (maybe a little taint too), is all.

Geaux crawl back into the swamp you came from.

As far as I can tell, there isn’t any story behind this, at least not one that anyone knows about. All we do know is that LSU Fan #1 climbed up onto the bar, naked, and had booze poured down his back, filtered through his hairy ass crack and taint, and into a cup for LSU Fan #2 to drink, which he did, with a surprising amount of calm. Who knows? Maybe this is pretty standard. Hell, the guy doesn’t even chase the shot of taint tainted liquor, though to be fair that was probably easier to swallow than the blowout loss to ‘Bama. Regardless, it seems like he’d done this before. I guess that can’t be much worse than drinking Louisiana tap water. In fact, that’s my new name for this shot: The Louisiana Tap Water.

h/t to Outkick the Coverage

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  1. Breaking Frat

    In the last hour or so, Bacon has posted a video of a grown man lying naked on the floor being spanked by another man as well as a video of a man taking a shot of alcohol at that was filtered through his friend’s ass hair.

    I don’t think any further commentary is needed.

    12 years ago at 3:12 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      In reality, every day in this office is human nudity day. I see so many nipples, asses, and scrotums that I’m numb to it all.

      12 years ago at 3:19 pm
    2. The Sixth Year

      Bacon you’re going to have ED problems really early in life. I’m sorry for what we’ve done to you.

      12 years ago at 3:22 pm
    3. Breaking Frat

      In that case, I think you should toss a few female nudity-centered news pieces (sailboat-free, as these have been) our way. You know, so we can help you deal with the stress. Think of it as group therapy.

      12 years ago at 3:26 pm
  2. Channel4NewsTeam

    Taint shots were also coincidentally the cause of the TFM office pink eye epidemic of ’09. Never forget.

    12 years ago at 3:13 pm