THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Lauren Deshaser

School: Mississippi State University
House: Middle-tier party girls
Major: Hotel & Restaurant Management
GPA: 2.6
Hair Color: Fake blonde
Height: 5-4
Weight: 125 lbs

Pros:

-Fucks like a champion.
-Drinks like a champion.
-Killed it in her interview at the combine.

Cons:

-May have treatable venereal diseases. Still waiting on results from her physical. Physicians are optimistic that surgery will not be required.
-Potential for alcoholism down the road.
-Dated several basketball players at the same time, causing severe controversy in the athletic department and subsequent NCAA investigation.
-A little trouble understanding the game plan. May take some serious polishing early on and throughout her career.
-Noted liar. Caught cheating on several boyfriends with bartenders at the bar she worked at.

Projection: Mid-5th round

Outlook: She is what she is. Provides solid depth for anyone who’s looking for it. If the right guy gets his hands on her, she could turn into a reliable option, but serious commitment issues raise red flags.