THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft

Casey Stadler

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School: University of Michigan
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nutrition Science
GPA: 3.9
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-5
Weight: 122 lbs.

Pros:

-Crazy smart. Has a head for the game.
-Late bloomer, despite her middle-tier upbringing. Really came into her own during her junior year.
-Insane body. Really filled out nicely.
-Hall of fame baking skills.
-Considering breast augmentation as a graduation gift.

Cons:

-Dated a GDI for two years.
-Laden with massive student loan debt.
-Lacking experience. Lost virginity just over a year ago.

Projection: Early 3rd round

Outlook: Another sleeper in the early rounds. Stadler could prove a wise choice for someone looking for a high-risk, high-reward scenario. She’s got eyes that can pierce your soul and a fantastic physique. Loyal as they come.

    1. TheChampionsTour

      This is the original. Take a lap and when you’re done with that, go to Chipotle and get me a chicken burrito. No fucking beans.

      12 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. fratteo

      It’s a THROWBACK THURSDAY column. Clearly was not written after Cunt Punt went viral.

      12 years ago at 7:12 pm