THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft
Casey Stadler
School: University of Michigan
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nutrition Science
GPA: 3.9
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-5
Weight: 122 lbs.
Pros:
-Crazy smart. Has a head for the game.
-Late bloomer, despite her middle-tier upbringing. Really came into her own during her junior year.
-Insane body. Really filled out nicely.
-Hall of fame baking skills.
-Considering breast augmentation as a graduation gift.
Cons:
-Dated a GDI for two years.
-Laden with massive student loan debt.
-Lacking experience. Lost virginity just over a year ago.
Projection: Early 3rd round
Outlook: Another sleeper in the early rounds. Stadler could prove a wise choice for someone looking for a high-risk, high-reward scenario. She’s got eyes that can pierce your soul and a fantastic physique. Loyal as they come.
Again with this shit.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmThis is the original. Take a lap and when you’re done with that, go to Chipotle and get me a chicken burrito. No fucking beans.
12 years ago at 3:52 pm^Fucking this
12 years ago at 4:00 pmFuck it im drunk
12 years ago at 4:11 pm^ excuses. NF
12 years ago at 6:03 pmI liked this?
12 years ago at 3:53 pmSince when is “daddy issues” a con?
12 years ago at 3:54 pmThis is the wife mock draft, not slampiece mock draft.
12 years ago at 4:02 pm^
12 years ago at 4:12 pmI agree, I don’t know about some of these cons. #9 is just too good to pass up
12 years ago at 9:47 pmCunt Punter would win hands down.
12 years ago at 3:58 pmThree fishy smelling things in the 10th picture.
12 years ago at 4:01 pmWhere is Rebecca Martinson?
12 years ago at 4:17 pmFirst. Fucking. Pick.
12 years ago at 12:26 pmThis^^
12 years ago at 2:12 pmI’d like to trade up for Weinberg
12 years ago at 4:31 pmI’ll take Hannah Weinberg.
12 years ago at 4:41 pmImmediately looked for cunt punt girl. Came back disappointed.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmIt’s a THROWBACK THURSDAY column. Clearly was not written after Cunt Punt went viral.
12 years ago at 7:12 pmThere is no such thing as a “cocaine problem”
12 years ago at 9:37 pmThere is if your Whitney Houston
12 years ago at 12:00 pm^Let’s just say her “genetics” didn’t favor her
12 years ago at 3:10 pm^
12 years ago at 9:35 am