THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft

Megan Sharpe

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School: University of Georgia
House: Top-tier hotties
Major: Law
GPA: 3.7
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5-7
Weight: 115 lbs

Pros:

-Fresh out of law school. Job already lined up with largest firm in Atlanta.
-Smokeshow. A hard nine.
-Natural body. One of the best talents to come out of the SEC in the last decade.
-Law school fully paid for.
-Homecoming queen in high school and college.
-Had considered taking an agency job in LA, but chose to stay local.
-Family money comes from several successful fast food franchises, including Chipotle, Chik-Fil-A, Jack-In-The Box and Whataburger.

Cons:

-Plenty of potential suitors. May take some maneuvering to move up to get her.
-Rumored cocaine problem.

Projection: Top 5

Outlook: Hall of fame talent. Wherever she lands will be the envy of everyone. Solid interpersonal skills, with a knack for philanthropy and event planning. Career-driven woman, but willing to set personal goals aside for the good of the team. One of the most highly sought after prospects we’ve seen in years.

    1. TheChampionsTour

      This is the original. Take a lap and when you’re done with that, go to Chipotle and get me a chicken burrito. No fucking beans.

      12 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. fratteo

      It’s a THROWBACK THURSDAY column. Clearly was not written after Cunt Punt went viral.

      12 years ago at 7:12 pm