THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft
Megan Sharpe
School: University of Georgia
House: Top-tier hotties
Major: Law
GPA: 3.7
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5-7
Weight: 115 lbs
Pros:
-Fresh out of law school. Job already lined up with largest firm in Atlanta.
-Smokeshow. A hard nine.
-Natural body. One of the best talents to come out of the SEC in the last decade.
-Law school fully paid for.
-Homecoming queen in high school and college.
-Had considered taking an agency job in LA, but chose to stay local.
-Family money comes from several successful fast food franchises, including Chipotle, Chik-Fil-A, Jack-In-The Box and Whataburger.
Cons:
-Plenty of potential suitors. May take some maneuvering to move up to get her.
-Rumored cocaine problem.
Projection: Top 5
Outlook: Hall of fame talent. Wherever she lands will be the envy of everyone. Solid interpersonal skills, with a knack for philanthropy and event planning. Career-driven woman, but willing to set personal goals aside for the good of the team. One of the most highly sought after prospects we’ve seen in years.
Again with this shit.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmThis is the original. Take a lap and when you’re done with that, go to Chipotle and get me a chicken burrito. No fucking beans.
12 years ago at 3:52 pm^Fucking this
12 years ago at 4:00 pmFuck it im drunk
12 years ago at 4:11 pm^ excuses. NF
12 years ago at 6:03 pmI liked this?
12 years ago at 3:53 pmSince when is “daddy issues” a con?
12 years ago at 3:54 pmThis is the wife mock draft, not slampiece mock draft.
12 years ago at 4:02 pm^
12 years ago at 4:12 pmI agree, I don’t know about some of these cons. #9 is just too good to pass up
12 years ago at 9:47 pmCunt Punter would win hands down.
12 years ago at 3:58 pmThree fishy smelling things in the 10th picture.
12 years ago at 4:01 pmWhere is Rebecca Martinson?
12 years ago at 4:17 pmFirst. Fucking. Pick.
12 years ago at 12:26 pmThis^^
12 years ago at 2:12 pmI’d like to trade up for Weinberg
12 years ago at 4:31 pmI’ll take Hannah Weinberg.
12 years ago at 4:41 pmImmediately looked for cunt punt girl. Came back disappointed.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmIt’s a THROWBACK THURSDAY column. Clearly was not written after Cunt Punt went viral.
12 years ago at 7:12 pmThere is no such thing as a “cocaine problem”
12 years ago at 9:37 pmThere is if your Whitney Houston
12 years ago at 12:00 pm^Let’s just say her “genetics” didn’t favor her
12 years ago at 3:10 pm^
12 years ago at 9:35 am