THROWBACK THURSDAY: 2013 Wife Mock Draft

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Britney Johannsen

School: UNLV
House: Top-tier overall
Major: Education
GPA: 2.8
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 6-0
Weight: 130 lbs

Pros:

-Scandinavian blood. Looks like a Viking warrior princess.
-Sexual sorceress.
-Slender, long body, with major league chesties.
-Elin Nordegren-type ceiling.
-Has Scott Disick’s phone number.

Cons:

-Has Scott Disick’s phone number.
-Most of her family is still overseas, and she visits them during the holidays.
-Still has not adapted to American fraternity culture, may not be committed to the lifestyle.
-Well-known in Vegas nightlife as “Brit-faced”.
-Has hired an agent and is considering moving to LA.
-Owns 16 different Juicy Couture sweatsuits.

Projection: Early 2nd round

Outlook: Buyer beware. She’s a free spirit that may have a propensity to just up and disappear on you. Hollywood aspirations that could very well end up with her landing in the adult film industry. Her stock has been up and down lately, but if the right suitor gets his hands on her, she will be a solid pickup.