Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)
14 years ago

What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.

Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.

  2. Constantine1855

    Alpha Chi NF at all. Ugly skanks. Would not even let them into my kitchen.

    14 years ago at 8:52 pm
    2. CollegePrepster

      You should be sorry for being trashy as hell. And you live in Oklahoma. Ew.

      14 years ago at 9:39 pm
  6. Frat_Worth_Tx

    When I make it snow I don’t have to pay fines, I get elected pledge trainer…

    14 years ago at 5:05 am
  8. Fratty Boy Light VII

    Haha good to see an old slampiece being burned on here. And yes guys Elyse Downs is a good lay but one of the sluttiest girls I’ve ever had the privilege of meeting.

    14 years ago at 11:23 am
    1. ItJustComesFratural

      Kind of classless putting this comment on here, as in it’s not something I would do, but I laughed.

      14 years ago at 11:55 am
    2. James Frank Fratkins

      I knew it wouldn’t take long for someone to call her out like that. Not something I would do… Very dick – Very hilarious.

      14 years ago at 7:18 pm
    1. certainly_srat

      says the Chi O from kansas. whether you’re from kstate or ku, you’re still trashy. and AXO actually stands for Above Chi O, sorry

      14 years ago at 1:45 pm
    3. RockChalkBroHawk

      AXO is a bottom tier sorority for sure at Kansas, while Chi o girls are probably some of the best.

      14 years ago at 4:12 pm
    4. certainly_srat

      I don’t go to kansas, so don’t associate me with them. I’m just saying that I know chi o is trashy in both the kansas schools

      14 years ago at 4:52 pm