Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)
What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.
Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.
If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.
Would you say the worst part about being a sooner is having to live in Oklahoma? Hahaha.
14 years ago at 4:09 pmno, its having to see this girl on campus and not being able to yell snow angel at her because she’s heard it so many times she doesn’t cry anymore
14 years ago at 10:07 amIf I was drunk, I’d definitely slam it.
14 years ago at 4:56 pmFuck it, I would when I’m sober.
14 years ago at 4:57 pmShe is ugly as fuck. look at those gums.
14 years ago at 4:58 pmSee what happens when women start to make their own decisions….
14 years ago at 10:22 pm“they made me clean the kitchen for a semester”
14 years ago at 10:36 pm“well thats good practice for the real world” hahaha fuck yeah
“It’s like christmas in your mouth.”
14 years ago at 11:50 pmEveryday is Christmas if you’re an Alpha Chi.
14 years ago at 9:30 pmDaniel Tosh hazing his brother as a kid. TFM
14 years ago at 2:30 amIts always a winter wonderland in my house
14 years ago at 4:07 pm“I consider sorority houses a lot like brothels, minus the dignity” haha classic
14 years ago at 12:35 amOklahoma. FaF.
14 years ago at 3:38 amSecond.
14 years ago at 2:22 pmthird
14 years ago at 10:13 amHick as Fuck. Tosh was right. must suck to live in the middle of nowhere.
14 years ago at 3:28 amYeah, it really does suck having one of the top football teams in the country and living around Southern girls all the time.
14 years ago at 3:34 am