Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)
14 years ago

What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.

Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.

  2. TangoKiloEcho

    “We will most likely beat the shit out of you, when its done you will know we are friends, and if you talk about it we will fucking kill you.” hahaha TFM

    14 years ago at 10:49 pm
    1. DeltaDeltaDarling

      She actually WAS an alpha chi. The whole “make it snow” incident happened in the AXO house and woke up all the girls.

      14 years ago at 7:12 pm
  4. wheretheheartisTX

    I honestly have never laughed harder. It’s like when a baby cries and you can’t help but laugh because they’re so adorable..but then you feel bad because they know you’re laughing at them. Anyways that girl looks like a three year old and it’s presh. Faves vid for sure.

    14 years ago at 7:35 pm