Throwback Thursday: Dwight David Honeycutt
14 years ago

The description for the video reads: “A five-minute local political video goes awry when the reality of the man invades his public persona.” Things start off relatively normal, and then take a horrific scotch-fueled turn towards Awesomeville.

This is a politician who lays it all on the line. He is the portrait of honest American work ethic. He doesn’t hold back, and isn’t afraid to share his low-points. He has the strongest hands in the goddamn state, doesn’t recycle, and steals his granddaughters ADD medicine. How does he not get your vote?

  2. FratasorousRex

    If he wasn’t possibly bi-sexual this would be the best throwback Thursday I’ve ever seen

    14 years ago at 5:58 am
  3. BowsBowsBows

    “I don’t know where my keys are”
    “Maybe you left them at the dick-sucking store”
    TFM

    14 years ago at 6:56 am
  8. Alpha and Bromega

    I have the biggest dreams and the strongest hands in this god damned state.

    14 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. greatlakes

      laughing stock of the country, above only the Dakotas. literally the asshole of the country. i guess the Carolinas and VA are alright but you definitely should not be proud of Alabama

      14 years ago at 1:34 am
    3. Lestor Maddox

      Wow. What an ignorant comment… You obviously have never been to the Mississippi Delta or any respectful southern town. Have fun in Detroit I guess? I am really sorry that you want to be like us that badly. I don’t blame you, I would be royally pissed off if my parents raised me in a geed paradise too… Have fun emulating Southern culture and calling it ‘frat’. It’s actually a lifestyle for us.

      14 years ago at 11:31 am