Throwback Thursday: Fed Up Army Sgt. Hazes Iraqi Police Balls in Lineup
13 years ago

When your Iraqi Police pledges are acting like a bunch of pussies, this is how you handle it:

Keep in mind, this guy was just trying to motivate these Iraqis to protect their own country. He was clearly sick of them pussyfooting around, so he grabbed a translator and deployed some good ol’ fashion, eloquent American hazing via verbal assault. He catches one of them cracking a smile, and responds just like an elite pledge trainer: “Why don’t I take your ass out back and kick your little fucking ass? You better shut the fuck up.” Those pledges can’t eye-fuck him through his Army issued polarized lenses.

  3. THE Guy Harvey

    “Get together, get all your weapons and start marching south towards the river. I guarantee you’ll get into a gun fight and I guarantee you’ll fuck some people up.” Easily the best line of the video.

    13 years ago at 7:06 pm
  5. the_skipjack052

    Those Iraqis as fucking geeds. look at the way that one in the foreground is wearing his hat. jesus…

    13 years ago at 9:13 pm
    1. Reaganomic

      So you watch this bad ass video and notice people’s attire? What do you have to say about the soldier wearing cargo pants? Tuck your dick back in between your legs and get to the TSM wall bitch.

      13 years ago at 1:44 pm
  8. Haze Em

    So many classic lines in this video.

    “I don’t see your ass in my hometown” – So true. Fucking Iraqi pussies can be selfish sometimes.

    “I’m gonna let em bomb your fuckin ass to oblivion with their mortars” hahaha

    “Fuck your stupid checkpoints, they’re worthless” – Telling it like it is. Deal with it pussies.

    “Until you man up, shut the fuck up”

    Man. My personal favorite video. FUCK THIS IS AWESOME.
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    13 years ago at 12:11 am
  11. BROld Spice

    “You guys want to be men, go down there and fucking start beating some people’s asses”

    13 years ago at 8:03 pm