Throwback Thursday: Frat Cops

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When GDIs play Father John Misty at full blast in your apartment complex, they’ll be there to shut the “party” down. When a biker cuts you off on the sidewalk, they’ll yank him off by his dreadlocks and slash his tires on the spot. If some dork orders a drink that has more than four ingredients, they’ll swat it out of that sad excuse for a man’s hands.

They are… the Frat Cops.

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Did you see how energized they got after shotgunning those beers? It was like Popeye downing a can of spinach before going home and Madden-truck-stick power-plowing Olive Oil. Unreal. I’ve been looking into contracting some private security, as many of the Grandex higher-ups have been following me home as of late and taking dumps in hard-to-reach areas of my apartment while I’m asleep — I might just have to hit these guys up.

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  1. ChillwaterBroklahoma

    You know how some things get better with age? This was not one of them.

    10 years ago at 1:55 pm
  2. Bluto_Brotarsky

    Painful to watch but surprisingly more relevant than Steve Holt posting about Miley and some soccer mom in Cali.

    10 years ago at 1:57 pm
  3. eoufratdaddy

    This blew as hard as Dorn’s Mom in the ladies room of a rustlers steakhouse.

    10 years ago at 3:18 pm
  4. FrayettevilleLegend

    Old fashioned’s have more than 4 ingredients. Are you saying you’re going to knock a drink out of Don Draper’s hand? You’re not. You’re not going to knock a drink out of Don Draper’s hand. Pussy.

    10 years ago at 5:00 pm
    1. hutchskolf13

      Hate to back up the intern but a typical old fashioned has exactly 4 ingredients (bourbon or rye, bitters, sugar cube, water). Commonly it is garnished with an orange and/or cherry.

      10 years ago at 11:56 pm
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        1. Garnish counts as an ingredient if it changes flavor. Oranges and cherry both change flavor. Secondly, the sugar is typically muddled with the orange peel, cherry, or both. It’s also common to add water or club soda. So yeah, thanks for playing.

        10 years ago at 9:49 am
    2. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

      Draper would not be caught dead in the same bar as the intern, so it is kind of irrelevant. Side note: Old fashioned’s are the shit

      10 years ago at 10:11 am