Throwback Thursday: Papa Johns Manager Shames Sigma Chi
I haven’t laughed at a prank call in a decade. The last one I can remember was The Jerky Boys “Kick My Dog.” I’ll go ahead and make this a 2-for-1 old school special and put that mature clip at the end of this column. First, listen to this Sigma Chi attempt to get his “two large fraternity specials” delivered to the house. Papa John’s General Manager Jack Stratiff (the prankster) gives him a good talking to.
“Well, it’s the fraternity that you’re in actually we don’t want to be associated with it, with a homosexual fraternity.” –Jack, The Papa John’s Don
“How ’bout permanent revoked status. That mean anything to you? That basically means you’ll never have a pizza delivered to you any day in your life.” That’s right Jack, you tell that dumb son-of-a-bitch that ‘five star number one losers’ don’t get pizza. Now enjoy this classic Jerky Boys prank call:
“Homosexuality is not accepted at Papa Johns, you cock sucking son of a bitch!” Easily one of the best parts.
13 years ago at 2:44 pmA Papa John’s worker can take the entirety of the Machis, you heard it here
13 years ago at 3:03 pm“Listen here dork.”-Jack Stratiff
13 years ago at 3:14 pm“We got alpha phi for homecoming..” “you fucking dork”
13 years ago at 9:51 pmEven though he’s not a real Papa John’s guy, I’m still gonna get my next pizza from there.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmDamn.
13 years ago at 4:36 pm“You dumb son of bitch, you dont even know what your doing do you?” Best line
13 years ago at 4:55 pm“I don’t think we’ve ever stiffed anybody, ever” TFM.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmApparently they’re in the basement stiffing their pledges on a regular basis.
13 years ago at 9:13 pmI make eight dollars and fifty cents an hour there, Bub.
13 years ago at 5:29 pm“I make 8.50 cents an hour bub” hahahaha
13 years ago at 5:53 pmSig Chi’s might not be homosexuals, but this one sure is dumb. How does he possibly get “racist” out of the guy calling him a homosexual?
13 years ago at 5:57 pm