Throwback Thursday: TFM’s 1 Year Anniversary
Folklore claims it all started sometime around 2002, when Grifo skipped rush to go dove hunting and still got a bid from KA. From there, small pockets in the deep south began pulling TFMs, inspiring the creation of a website where like-minded fraternity men nationwide could share entertaining comments, stories, and photos. Today, after one year, we look back at some of the best TFMs submitted during the first week.
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I threw down my Amex to pay for the tables drinks and noticed there was Adderall embedded in the grooves. TFM.
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Pledge has been wearing same khakis for 4 days. Now mandating credit checks. TFM.
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Some GDI just made fun of my Patagonia vest. I made fun of him for being poor. I win. TFM.
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Absolutely owned the bar last night. The unexpected nosebleed during my groups marketing presentation was well worth it. TFM.
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Just puked on my scantron. TFM.
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Roasted a bowl with Todd in the parking lot before going into the Christian Conservatives Banquet where I will be receiving an award. TFM.
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Kegs are for GDI house parties. We buy cases by the pallet. TFM.
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Put Plan B in my expense report and labeled it as “presentation materials.” TFM.
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A case of the Mondays is cured with a case of Natty. TFM.
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Thank you GDI who is wearing Doc Martians to the office. You make professional domination so easy. TFM.
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Sitting behind some douche in an Ed Hardy shirt in class merely to spit chew on him. TFM.
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My pledge brother is heart broken because his slut girlfriend of 3 years cheated on him. When I got home he was eating raw cookie dough and watching Glee. You could tell he’d been crying. So I iced his gay ass. TFM.
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Just got a TBJ (Topless Blow Job). They always seem to come easier during the summer months. TFM.
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Woke up next to my psych class TA. She made me eggs. Class is in an hour. TFM.
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I woke up with a random and one of us pissed the bed.. I think it was me, but I’m blaming it on her. TFM.
Best Pics from Month 1:
I gave y’all a Happy one year post about a week ago.
13 years ago at 7:47 pmThey should make a funniest comments of the year post.. Number has to be grippin and sippin’s comment made on this post https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/267300#comments
13 years ago at 5:05 pmNumber 1*
13 years ago at 5:06 pmTo hell with the Chinese zodiac and their animals. This was the year of the Fratstar. Keep fratting gentlemen.
13 years ago at 7:52 pm^this
13 years ago at 8:07 pmagreed
13 years ago at 11:34 pmWin.
13 years ago at 12:46 amEvery year is the year of the Fratstar
13 years ago at 2:49 pmIs it sad that I remember every single one of those posts and the pictures? Glad I’ve been a part of the legacy. Frat on, fair sirs.
13 years ago at 8:04 pm^this
13 years ago at 8:22 pm^that
13 years ago at 9:18 pm^these
13 years ago at 9:42 pmfinally…. ^those
13 years ago at 9:46 pmNot yet… Them ^
13 years ago at 10:20 pm^all of the above.
13 years ago at 10:31 pm^the ones in that general direction
13 years ago at 10:45 pmEverything above this<
13 years ago at 11:37 pm^the comments proceeding this one
13 years ago at 11:42 pmEvery comment before this one<
13 years ago at 12:24 am^those who said that
13 years ago at 12:57 am^This, that, and the others
13 years ago at 9:38 amAny and all above
13 years ago at 9:40 amWhat they said ^
13 years ago at 10:19 am^ the preceding… and probably those yet to come v
13 years ago at 12:18 pmetc.
13 years ago at 1:40 pmC-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!
13 years ago at 2:08 pmNot ^this
13 years ago at 2:18 pmDefinitely this^
13 years ago at 3:45 pm^this, that, and the other scuzzlebutt
13 years ago at 4:16 pm^ these comments collectively v
13 years ago at 6:00 pmin conclusion, those
13 years ago at 2:49 pm….shit
13 years ago at 2:49 pmThe aforementioned. Except that one ^
13 years ago at 3:31 pm^ and this one
13 years ago at 4:34 pmwhat about this one?
13 years ago at 4:39 pmdefinitely this one^
13 years ago at 8:05 pmyou remember things?
13 years ago at 11:01 pmright there with you man. The one about icing his friend who broke up with his girlfriend was a classic. It had around 3000 nice moves and was the most popular for awhile.
13 years ago at 6:49 amThis is the longest series of this, that, and the others I’ve ever read.
13 years ago at 10:20 pmThe Alpha and The Omega.
13 years ago at 10:28 pmSince the beginning… Frat On. Please preserve the frattiness.
13 years ago at 8:13 pmBest year I’ve had in college.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmsecond
13 years ago at 11:24 pmThis site has really helped me step my shit up.
13 years ago at 12:35 pmIf only the posts on this site could have remained at this caliber
13 years ago at 8:45 pm2nd this
13 years ago at 8:47 pmsecond
13 years ago at 9:18 pmyup
13 years ago at 10:25 pmso true.
13 years ago at 7:16 amagreed this website has gone a-geed
13 years ago at 4:07 amAgreed, future pledges would do well to take note of this past year of fratting correctly.
13 years ago at 9:18 pmAgreed on the caliber of posts. I wouldn’t mind less posts if they were higher quality.
13 years ago at 9:26 pm^this
13 years ago at 9:40 pmAgreed
13 years ago at 10:59 pmwhat about the top TSM’s?
nah just kidding haha
13 years ago at 10:26 pmThere was no such thing as a TSM during the site’s first week of existence, now they have their own wall.
13 years ago at 1:47 am^The glory days.
13 years ago at 6:52 am^This
13 years ago at 4:06 pmIt’s such a shame that TotalFratMove decided to allow Women’s Rights.
13 years ago at 3:53 amFucking women, next thing you’ll know they’ll want to vote.
13 years ago at 8:26 pmmotion to ban women’s suffrage
13 years ago at 4:56 pmThe bottom picture with the lab is absolutely FAF.
13 years ago at 10:37 pmThank you TFM Intern – now redeem yourself for last week’s Fail Friday.