Throwback Thursday: The Catalina Wine Mixer (Deleted Scene)
13 years ago

Yes, “Step Brothers” is a funny movie. And yeah, the guy who plays Brennan was in a fraternity. So what? He’s just a big curly-haired fuck. The coolest fucking character in “Step Brothers” is, without a doubt, Randy. Being 30 years old and living with your parents isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Having a heart attack at your desk because you got too angry at a 30-year-old loser who lives with his parents.

This is a deleted scene where Randy explains the importance of The Catalina Wine Mixer to Brennan:

“If you’re gonna make it through this man you’ve gotta have big balls. I’m talking about hairy, thick, veiny, robust balls. A big satchel. Right? Chicken skin on the outside of your scrotum. Then a big thick root hanging on top of it with a big, purple, bulbous head on the end of it attached to it and it’s one big package glistening in sweat with a big thatch of pubic hair on top of it. It’s so beautiful.”

On top of that unforgettable rant about the balls required to pull off The Catalina Wine Mixer, Rob Riggle was a Phi Gamma Delta at the University of Kansas and served as a Marine in Liberia, Kosovo, and Afghanistan. This is obviously how he learned to haze face.