Throwback Thursday: Top 5 Frattest TV Dads
Derek Morris
Wow, where do I begin? First of all, I pioneered closing deals via the giant cell phone. Closing major deals on a device the size of a small child is frat, but taking calls while your son is trying to talk about his feelings is even more frat. Hey Zack, try again when you’re not wearing an invisibelt and maybe I’ll stop making major moves on the reg. Notice my suspenders, they’ve got post Reaganomics wealth written all over them. Next time Zack is out acting like a self-absorbed, borderline sociopath, I hope he remembers where he got it from.
Don draper and George Sr. Bluth should be on this list
12 years ago at 11:56 pmWard Cleaver because he was always hard on the Beaver.
12 years ago at 8:34 amWHERE THE FUCK IS UNCLE PHIL?? he was rich, well dressed, in a fraternity, and rich. if will was the prince of bel air, he was the king.
12 years ago at 10:20 amRed Foreman on the US Government. TFM.
12 years ago at 1:17 pmI have read some doosies on here, and this has got to be the worst column I have read to date. WTF is this? You count a paragraph and a youtubed video a fucking column? Bullshit. This is titled something like 5 best fraternity Dad’s or some shit because I am too hammered to scroll to the top of the page, but there is only one person mentioned. Where the fuck is Red Forman: frattest dad anyone knows. The dude faught in the Korean war, and is a total ass to his son. Fuck this writer, I can write better columns in my blackout drunk phase, douche bag.
12 years ago at 6:09 am^…shoulda killed yourself theday you were born…
12 years ago at 9:54 pmHow do you leave Walt White off this list?
12 years ago at 8:25 pmPeter Griffin anybody??? Fat as shit alcoholic yet still has a dimepeice wife…Also please continue this column, fucking hilarious
12 years ago at 10:02 pm