Tiger Changes Facebook Relationship Status, Now Overwhelming Favorite For Masters
Just look at the lovely couple up there. Tiger announced today, via Facebook, of all things, that they are indeed official.
This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.
“Hey, so now that we’re dating and all, you think we should go ahead and knock out a professional photo shoot together?”
Is this a famous person thing? You agree to make your relationship a monogamous one, and then schedule a photo shoot together? More photos can be seen on the official Tiger Woods Facebook page. The most alarming observation that you’ll make there, and one that everyone on earth will agree with, is that Tiger Woods has downgraded in a big, big way.
Now on to golf. With the Masters looming next month, and considering Tiger’s way-too-long hiatus from hoisting a major trophy or getting fitted for a green jacket, one could theorize that Ms. Vonn is Tiger’s slumpbuster.
Hey, it makes sense. Plus, the man hasn’t won the big one since being single.
[via Facebook]
Huge downgrade…
12 years ago at 12:10 pmTrue but Vonn’s a freak who would be down for even the dirtiest of sexual encounters.
12 years ago at 12:20 pmTiger’s masters win is now a guarantee
12 years ago at 12:12 pmNo man that has ever won The Masters should call that thing his slam.
12 years ago at 12:12 pmEven more excited for the Master’s now. Pretty sure Tiger doesn’t care about downgrading, as long as he has someone to sleep with at night.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmwhite women are white women I still get beat up for having relations with one
12 years ago at 12:14 pm“And all my rowdy friends have settled down”
12 years ago at 12:16 pmWell, Bubba won the Masters with his butch wife at his side so looks don’t matter when it comes to winning. He just needs a “stress reliever” after a long day at the course and Vonn is just that, for the time being of course.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmMy go to column slump busters is a good old fashioned teethy one from the intern.
12 years ago at 12:34 pmInter-species dating is NF
12 years ago at 12:40 pm*inter-racial you bigot
12 years ago at 1:22 pmNo, inter-species you liberal
12 years ago at 2:20 pmDo you go to Duke, TrickleDown? I am ashamed if you actually feel that way, and this is not a liberal/conservative thing. This is a human thing.
12 years ago at 2:22 am^ Who said they were human?
12 years ago at 6:51 am^^Has this site really become so PC that I can’t make a joke? Come on.
12 years ago at 10:57 amhis ex was nowhere near that hot when they got divorced. that pic is old as fuck
12 years ago at 12:47 pm