Tiger Changes Facebook Relationship Status, Now Overwhelming Favorite For Masters

Just look at the lovely couple up there. Tiger announced today, via Facebook, of all things, that they are indeed official.

This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.

“Hey, so now that we’re dating and all, you think we should go ahead and knock out a professional photo shoot together?”

Is this a famous person thing? You agree to make your relationship a monogamous one, and then schedule a photo shoot together? More photos can be seen on the official Tiger Woods Facebook page. The most alarming observation that you’ll make there, and one that everyone on earth will agree with, is that Tiger Woods has downgraded in a big, big way.

Now on to golf. With the Masters looming next month, and considering Tiger’s way-too-long hiatus from hoisting a major trophy or getting fitted for a green jacket, one could theorize that Ms. Vonn is Tiger’s slumpbuster.

Hey, it makes sense. Plus, the man hasn’t won the big one since being single.

[via Facebook]

  1. Ashley Schaeffer BMW

    Too bad she’s currently in a walking boot after that insane crash where she shattered her leg doing some extreme Alpine the other week. Have you ever tried to have sex with a woman sporting a walking boot? It just doesn’t feel right, man.

    12 years ago at 1:00 pm
  2. Loafer

    I see a lot of pics of this hot blonde, but where is this “Tiger” you speak of? Pretty much all just pics of a nice white lady…

    12 years ago at 1:29 pm
  3. Patrick_Bateman_VP

    Vonn’s made hot by the fact that she’s won so much gold for the USA. Also, after seeing videos of her crashes, I bet she does some freaky/bendy shit in the sack.

    12 years ago at 1:31 pm
    1. Patrick_Bateman_VP

      also she’s just pretty hot as it is, its just tough to compare to elin

      12 years ago at 9:24 pm
  4. Emerisonian

    Wasn’t Vonn rumored to be with Tebow? From Captain Virginity to Sex Addict. Vonn’s either trying to compensate for not getting any for a while or just bat-shit crazy.

    12 years ago at 3:36 pm
  5. RagnarDanneskjold

    His ex wife (like most models) looked like a fucking train wreck when she wasn’t all done up for the camera, I’d have probably cheated on her with twice as many trailer park bitches.

    12 years ago at 11:04 pm
  6. DamnProudSince1873

    Who gives a shit whether or not Tiger’s dating someone? It’s not like he had any trouble getting laid anyway….

    12 years ago at 2:00 am