Tiger’s Ex-Wife’s Boyfriend Whips Out His 164-Foot Yacht, Parks It Next To Woods’ Smaller Yacht
Remember when I posted the story about Tiger’s chances at the Masters skyrocketing by way of slumpbuster? Well, I take it back. All of it. He just got mindfucked so irrevocably hard by billionaire yachting enthusiast Chris Cline, the current boyfriend of Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren.
In a power move to end all power moves, Cline parked his 164-foot yacht directly next to Tiger’s 155-footer in a euphemistic dick-measuring contest like the world has never seen.
From Daily Mail:
The 33-year-old beauty’s rumoured new boyfriend, billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline, parked his 164-foot yacht directly in front of her ex Tiger Woods’ 155-foot yacht on Florida’s Jupiter Island Monday.
How does one even reserve a spot like that next to Tiger? I guess when you’re billionaire Chris Goddamn Cline, you get what you want. He probably slipped the former yacht slip occupier a cool 10 grand for the spot and sent him on his way with a wink and a shoulder pat.
There is always the 2014 Masters, Tiger. The memory of this defeat will be too fresh for such a tightly wound competitor like yourself. No way you’re going to be able to chip with the thought of your beautiful ex-wife having a blast with Cline’s 164-footer dancing through your head.
Wait, what’s the name of Cline’s boat?
Is it Mine Games? Well, he is a coal mining tycoon, so it makes sense, but clearly this name now has dual meaning. Cline just yacht-slapped the world’s most famous athlete and has a perfectly named vessel on top of it. Who is this guy?
Fucking Mine Games. Just amazing.
Cline 1, Tiger 0
[via Daily Mail]
Might be my favorite thing I’ve ever written.
12 years ago at 3:47 pmWriting your favorite thing ever written. TFM
12 years ago at 3:49 pmRacist!!!
12 years ago at 4:03 pm^^L2Read.
He said it was his favorite thing he wrote, not that was ever written.
12 years ago at 5:44 pm^ Easy there, tiger. You might pull something
12 years ago at 6:18 pmI was going to ^this this… but he is at 69… its just wrong.
12 years ago at 6:30 pmIs that because it’s your first column that’s not a list?
12 years ago at 7:47 pm@ Chilis_guy. Your right. I was reading on my Iphone. Ill go take my laps.
12 years ago at 10:12 pmI think Dorn just said that his favorite thing he’s ever written is about two guys comparing their proverbial dicks.
12 years ago at 6:58 amMight be the biggest 9ft. of power move everywhere. This Cline fellow seems FaF.
12 years ago at 3:48 pmEver*
12 years ago at 3:49 pmBubba Watson would drive a ball over both of those fuckers with one hand, and a shoulder injury.
12 years ago at 3:48 pmSo?
12 years ago at 4:06 pm^ my exact thought
12 years ago at 4:08 pmThat’s like 100 yards I could’ve done that in the 5th grade pussy
12 years ago at 5:18 pmHaving your own submarine attached to your yacht. TFM.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmBoats ‘n’ Hoes
12 years ago at 3:51 pmHey
12 years ago at 9:30 pm^
12 years ago at 1:15 amYeah, but how many people know who the fuck Chris Cline is?
12 years ago at 3:51 pmhow many people know who snooki is? Everyone does, what is your point GDI?
12 years ago at 3:53 pmI’ll explain for those of us who are slow: Tiger Woods is famous, Chris Cline is not. I’ll take fame and skill over 9ft of yacht space.
12 years ago at 4:13 pmI’ll explain my point for a retard like you: Anyone can become famous in this country. You don’t need to have talent or skill. Who cares if more people know Tiger? Cline is plowing Tiger’s ex-wife and he has more money than Tiger. He also is superior to Tiger for another obvious reason.
12 years ago at 4:31 pm^
12 years ago at 4:36 pmI can tell you’re too obsessed with Cline’s dick to convince you otherwise, but I’m going to respond anyways. Yes, you don’t need talent to become famous, but Tiger is and does. Also, Cline is banging Tiger’s sloppy seconds. So sloppy in fact Tiger banged hundreds of porn stars and strippers while he was married to her. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give a fuck who she’s with. As to who cares? Hundreds of millions of people care. TFM cared enough to post a story about where his ex-wife’s boyfriend parked his boat. And you cared enough to read it.
12 years ago at 5:12 pmCline=billionaire
12 years ago at 5:29 pmWoods=millionaire
I don’t get why people want to be famous so badly. I’d rather be rich and have my own life, than be rich and have everything I do documented for the entire world to see.
12 years ago at 6:09 pmMoney is better than fame.
12 years ago at 6:38 pmPower is better than both.
12 years ago at 7:49 pmOnly women and “nice try” care about being famous.
12 years ago at 12:17 amMaking Tiger park in the back. TFM.
12 years ago at 3:52 pmJudging by Tiger’s past escapades, I’m pretty sure he likes to “park in the back.”
12 years ago at 7:43 pm^don’t ever write gay shit like that on one of my posts. and kill yourself for having that as your name.
12 years ago at 12:52 am^ nicely handled
12 years ago at 2:59 pm“It’s not the size of the yacht, it’s the motion of the ocean,” says the guy with the small yacht.
12 years ago at 3:57 pmIt’s not the size of the yacht or the motion of the ocean. It’s whether the captain can stay in port long enough for
12 years ago at 6:06 amhis passenger to get off.
^ very well done. Nice execution there sailor. Carry on
12 years ago at 7:34 amThis is like me whipping my dick out in the restroom all the white boys tremble
12 years ago at 3:59 pmHowever, Rage Theory obviously still qualifies.
12 years ago at 7:08 pmfuck
12 years ago at 7:09 pmBut then we lynch you so it’s pretty much equal.
12 years ago at 8:35 pm^
12 years ago at 11:40 am^^ Get it? Because they’re hung?
12 years ago at 9:12 pmNow that’s just fucking impressive.
12 years ago at 4:06 pm