Tiger’s Ex-Wife’s Boyfriend Whips Out His 164-Foot Yacht, Parks It Next To Woods’ Smaller Yacht
Remember when I posted the story about Tiger’s chances at the Masters skyrocketing by way of slumpbuster? Well, I take it back. All of it. He just got mindfucked so irrevocably hard by billionaire yachting enthusiast Chris Cline, the current boyfriend of Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren.
In a power move to end all power moves, Cline parked his 164-foot yacht directly next to Tiger’s 155-footer in a euphemistic dick-measuring contest like the world has never seen.
From Daily Mail:
The 33-year-old beauty’s rumoured new boyfriend, billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline, parked his 164-foot yacht directly in front of her ex Tiger Woods’ 155-foot yacht on Florida’s Jupiter Island Monday.
How does one even reserve a spot like that next to Tiger? I guess when you’re billionaire Chris Goddamn Cline, you get what you want. He probably slipped the former yacht slip occupier a cool 10 grand for the spot and sent him on his way with a wink and a shoulder pat.
There is always the 2014 Masters, Tiger. The memory of this defeat will be too fresh for such a tightly wound competitor like yourself. No way you’re going to be able to chip with the thought of your beautiful ex-wife having a blast with Cline’s 164-footer dancing through your head.
Wait, what’s the name of Cline’s boat?
Is it Mine Games? Well, he is a coal mining tycoon, so it makes sense, but clearly this name now has dual meaning. Cline just yacht-slapped the world’s most famous athlete and has a perfectly named vessel on top of it. Who is this guy?
Fucking Mine Games. Just amazing.
Cline 1, Tiger 0
[via Daily Mail]
Winning a metaphorical dick measuring contest. TFM.
12 years ago at 4:17 pm*literal
12 years ago at 11:39 am^Don’t think he’d win the literal..
12 years ago at 1:34 pm^I don’t know. Tiger may be black, but he’s also asian
12 years ago at 3:04 pmThis is the best column I’ve read on this site. Well done Dorn.
12 years ago at 4:18 pmThat’s the definition of a power move. Of course I’m sure Tiger could make some size comparisons of his own.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmI only read Dorn and Bacon articles now. These other writers just don’t cut it.
12 years ago at 4:38 pm^There are other writers?
12 years ago at 5:45 pm^What are writers?
12 years ago at 9:11 pmShake your dicks this pissing contest is over
12 years ago at 4:48 pmYou would think with all his money, Cline could find someone better than a coal burner.
12 years ago at 5:20 pmHe obviously likes coal miners.
12 years ago at 6:36 pmThat girl is forever tainted.. not that I wouldn’t show her the 50 states
12 years ago at 3:24 pmInteresting. I went to school from 6th grade and on with one of his sons, who was in my graduating class. Cline has lived next door to Tigers ex wife for the past few years in PalmBeach FL. His house is one of the nicest ive ever seen, right on the beach with a helipad and garage that uses an elevator to park their cars. He is a cool guy. That yacht has a submarine stowed on it too. I guess you could say hes pretty frat
12 years ago at 6:08 pmAnd yet you went to FGCU?
12 years ago at 7:15 pmhttp://www.trinityyachts.com/t033/23.pdf Mine Games shown with accessories.
12 years ago at 8:31 pmYour link made me go to their site, which killed the studying I was doing for the night
12 years ago at 8:57 pm3-wheel chopper. NF.
12 years ago at 9:03 pmThrowing 675 horsepower on a center console you’re using as a tender. TFM.
12 years ago at 9:17 pmWhere are all the frat stars with their so called comparable yachts at now? That’s what I thought.
12 years ago at 8:44 pm#TeamDorn
12 years ago at 8:53 pm