Tim Howard’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Know Much About Soccer, But Who Cares? She’s Hot

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Tim Howard is winning at life. After breaking Twitter, Wikipedia, and the Pentagon last week, the all-American hero has added another notch to his celebrity belt.

While Howard doesn’t score on the soccer field, he recently scored big off it by shacking up with his new slam, Sara McLean. The 24-year-old smokeshow was the 2011 Miss Scotland runner-up and a cast member on Britain’s “Big Brother,” where she lived in the house alongside a former porn star, a plus size model, and a one-time gang member. Sounds like my kind of party.

Being the red-blooded American male that he is, Tim made his move on the blue-eyed bombshell (who is more than a decade his junior) at a party. McLean admits at the time, she didn’t really know who Tim was.

From NY Post:

We don’t really talk about football that much, to be honest. I didn’t even watch football before we started going out,’ McLean, a London banker, told The Sun.”

If McLean never watched soccer before heading to pound-town, then Tim Howard must spit some massive game. Know what happened when I met my girlfriend at a party? I lied and told her I wrote for TFM, stumbled away, drunkenly called up Bacon, begged him to let me write just one 300 word article, and agreed to name my first born after him. Tim Howard just says, “Hi, Tim Howard, multi-millionaire. Damn glad to meet you.”

While McLean has embraced her new beau’s profession, she says that their connection is “more than just sports.” Maybe it’s more like 48-hour tantric sessions where they dip their entire bodies in gold and then passionately intertwine to make a human World Cup trophy? I don’t know. It’s Monday. Let me fantasize about McLean before I have the intern spit-shine my Sperrys. Anyway, don’t expect there to be any baby news coming from the Howard camp anytime soon. I hear he refuses to pull the goalie.

[via NY Post]

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  1. StudlyAtEverything

    THAT is the best picture you could find? Why even bother with the article?

    10 years ago at 2:15 pm
  2. brovind

    A simple Google search brings up tons of pictures. She’s hot, but these damn writers are lazy.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
  3. youngfinisher

    This new f*g writer for TFM was probs a Delta Chi at IU. Jesus christ you would think the head guys at TFM would do a background check first. Hired a boner. Delta Chi is a group of gdi’s with letters

    10 years ago at 2:53 pm
  4. Mr. Hog

    But who care’s about your article, his girlfriend is hot and we need more pictures.

    10 years ago at 1:04 am