Tinder Chick Has Violent, Hilarious Responses To Creepy Messages From Horny Suitors
The following Tinder exchange has been rated NC-17, and is not suitable for minors.
Have you ever felt compelled to read sexual fantasy novels like 50 Shades of Grey? Are you tired of the monotony that is chasing college tail? I mean, it’s the same thing every night. Go to the bar. Drink too much. Hit on some girls. Watch them leave. Throw up in the bathroom. Get asked to leave the bar. Start crying. Try to kiss the bouncer. Order a pizza. Fall asleep before it gets to your apartment. Lose $13. It’s expensive, and after a while it gets old.
I’ve never downloaded Tinder, because I’ve never felt compelled to communicate with women solely in a virtual world. This chick might change my outlook on the medium as a whole. Her name is Chrissie, and her hilarious responses to sleazy messages from horny Tinder idiots is my new favorite thing.
I’m not going to lie, Chrissie is turning me on.
On a standard 1-10 scale, Chrissie’s sense of humor levels out at a solid 15. That can have a serious impact on whatever deficiencies she has in the looks department.
If Chrissie were to expand these miniature plots into a novel, I’d be first in line to buy it. She could corner the horror/sexual fantasy market so fast, it would make George R.R. Martin green with envy..
[via Reddit]
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“Drink to much.” It really is astounding that someone who makes that mistake can make a living as a writer
10 years ago at 5:26 pmSolid name
10 years ago at 5:58 pmHe’s less of a “writer” and more of a “Copy and Paste-er”
And a huge fucking pussy fuck out of here helmet stickers I’m sick of your shit
10 years ago at 6:15 pmAsk not what your country can do for you. Ask, does your country even lift.
10 years ago at 8:51 amThese are the comments I like. I hate editing mistakes. Much love, Frat Albert.
10 years ago at 7:23 pmKill yourself.
10 years ago at 3:53 amBlackball HelmetStickers
10 years ago at 5:26 pmThis sounds like something that would happen to baken
10 years ago at 5:37 pmHonestly can’t tell if the incorrect spelling of “bacon” is an ode to your persona or if you’re actually just retarded. Good work.
10 years ago at 9:15 pmYo shit-stain holt, ever heard of a fucking spellchecker? You dunce.
10 years ago at 6:34 pmHillary Clinton Steve Holt 2016
10 years ago at 7:01 pm#BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 7:17 pmI said it last week and I’ll say it again- thanks for the shitty article Helmet Stickers. These things help keep me sane
10 years ago at 8:08 pm“Doesn’t matter, had sex.”
10 years ago at 9:29 pmNow this horrible tinder conversation will creep into my mind every time I’m getting blown. Thanks for ruining my oral sex life, Steve.
10 years ago at 10:03 pmI can’t tell if you’re a terrible writer or just someone pretending to be a terrible writer in order to generate pageviews when people click on your articles in order to comment “hey, you’re a terrible writer”.
I suppose either way, I’m now part of the problem.
I hope every Fristmas you have from here on out is terrible, enjoy the burning bags of dog shit in your chimney.
10 years ago at 10:03 pm