Tinder Chick Has Violent, Hilarious Responses To Creepy Messages From Horny Suitors

SteveHolt10 years ago

The following Tinder exchange has been rated NC-17, and is not suitable for minors.

Have you ever felt compelled to read sexual fantasy novels like 50 Shades of Grey? Are you tired of the monotony that is chasing college tail? I mean, it’s the same thing every night. Go to the bar. Drink too much. Hit on some girls. Watch them leave. Throw up in the bathroom. Get asked to leave the bar. Start crying. Try to kiss the bouncer. Order a pizza. Fall asleep before it gets to your apartment. Lose $13. It’s expensive, and after a while it gets old.

I’ve never downloaded Tinder, because I’ve never felt compelled to communicate with women solely in a virtual world. This chick might change my outlook on the medium as a whole. Her name is Chrissie, and her hilarious responses to sleazy messages from horny Tinder idiots is my new favorite thing.

I’m not going to lie, Chrissie is turning me on.

On a standard 1-10 scale, Chrissie’s sense of humor levels out at a solid 15. That can have a serious impact on whatever deficiencies she has in the looks department.

If Chrissie were to expand these miniature plots into a novel, I’d be first in line to buy it. She could corner the horror/sexual fantasy market so fast, it would make George R.R. Martin green with envy..

[via Reddit]

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