TKE At Bowling Green Named Top Chapter In The Nation

Well, according to some cockamamie organization that values stuff like grade point average, philanthropic contributions, and community good will efforts over the important, overlooked attributes that most of us are more attuned to, Tau Kappa Epsilon at Bowling Green, despite establishing as a chapter a mere two years ago, was named tops in the country.

The fraternity officially started two years ago at the University and beat out 279 other chapters throughout the Unites States in order to earn the position as the top in the nation.

The linked article doesn’t list the important detail of “by whom” this chapter was recognized by, or the criteria used, or why only 280 chapters were considered, or really any of the important details needed to ascertain just how impressive this honor is. For all we know, they named themselves best in the nation. So, I guess congrats.

This article sucks.

[via The BG News]

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  1. Dillon Cheverere

    Yes guys, I made a mistake with the school. My apologies. It’s been fixed.

    12 years ago at 4:33 pm
    1. Optimum Fratitude

      Damnit Dorn, at least you deleted my comment from yesterday. Turns out Grambling State is a historically black college. Who woulda thunk it.

      12 years ago at 12:58 pm
  2. Channel4NewsTeam

    Being the best TKE chapter is like winning the special Olympics. Congrats retards.

    12 years ago at 5:08 pm
  3. DipSpit_ShootinShit

    In my 5 years at BGSU the only good thing about the bg news was the blotter dont read it for anything else these guys came on as i was leaving not a warm welcome into the greek community

    12 years ago at 12:47 am
    1. Marshall Williams

      Fuck you. TKE is the largest and most successful fraternity in the world. You’re just jealous, I bet.

      11 years ago at 12:00 pm
  4. sperrysvonnattys

    Christ, it’s stuff like this that makes it hard for us to fix our image. Y.I.TB. a slightly dejected TKE.

    12 years ago at 8:40 am