Todd Pumper: Frattorney At Law

  1. StoryTeller

    Even that mustache doesn’t hide the fact that you look like someone stuffed an obese woman’s liposuction fat into a condom and glued eyes to it

    10 years ago at 10:32 am
    1. Tsunami The PiKapp

      That description was more brutal than being the hypothetical doctor of said operation.

      10 years ago at 11:59 am
  2. Jordan Ross Belfort

    Isn’t casting yourself in the leading role of a video a little… conceited, when you’re the Director of Video Content?

    10 years ago at 10:33 am
    1. Rob Fox

      Yes it’s *incredibly* unheard of to have someone who wrote a video also star in it. Rarely ever happens anywhere else. I may be the most selfish person on the Internet.

      10 years ago at 10:35 am
      1. Jordan Ross Belfort

        Easy Bacon. Sounds like someone’s taking the comments section a little too seriously lately.

        10 years ago at 10:45 am
      2. Rob Fox

        I mean, what you wrote wasn’t a joke. The condom thing up top? That’s a funny joke. What you wrote was just a dumb statement. I replied sarcastically. Not sure how that’s me taking things too seriously.

        10 years ago at 10:51 am
      3. Jordan Ross Belfort

        Maybe replying to my every comment shows you’re taking things too seriously. I’m just a bored college guy with nothing better to do for the next hour. Don’t you have a “professional” job or something?

        10 years ago at 10:56 am
      4. Burt Reynolds Mustache

        Pretty sure this is at least part of what his job entails you chauch-wagon.

        10 years ago at 4:47 am
  3. Shirtless_Bandit

    Is the native video player on this site buggy as hell for everyone else too? Fullscreen never works, and the framerate is shit. Why reinvent the wheel when you could just upload them to YouTube and embed them?

    10 years ago at 10:50 am
  4. What Is Haze Prevention

    Somebody has to get Dorn out of Jail for creeping around the elementary schools.

    10 years ago at 10:50 am
  5. Cartier

    Bacon this isn’t going to help with all those paparazzi and fans you deal with daily

    10 years ago at 10:51 am
  6. Rudegaze

    Not to much to add, but Bacon, you need to stop putting your ugly ass face on camera.

    10 years ago at 11:42 am