Top 10 College Football Helmets

I must be completely upfront with you here. I’m a classics guy. I much prefer the simple, traditional look of uniforms and helmets to some of the new age flair we’re seeing now. Give me the plain look of Penn State over the flash of Oregon’s tops. Texas Tech has glittery helmets for fuck sake. That shit irritates me.

I also gave precedence to more prominent programs. This will make the list a little more relevant. There are likely some sharp looking helmets in some lower-tier conferences that I’m going to leave out, but that’s only because not many people care about them. Sorry. It’s just the truth.

10. Texas A&M

 

There’s something about the obnoxiously oversized “T” that gets me. It could be my Texas roots or just my admiration for all things proud and pompous. I dig it, though. Maroon is pretty bleh, but I’m looking past it.

9. Florida State

 

Of all the headpieces on my list, the one of the Florida State Seminoles stands out the most. It’s the only one with a little flair to it. I wouldn’t put it in the “busy” category, but it definitely has more going on than the rest here. The garnet and gold color combo works really well too, and the spear is intimidating.

8. Arizona

 

The University of Arizona does have a football team, and they look sharp when they hit the field. The navy helmet is a good look, and the simple “A” in red and white is a great looking natural color contrast. They’re not lighting up any scoreboards in these things, though.

7. Vanderbilt

 

See Arizona. These two teams would hit the field against each other in a brutal knock-down drag-out pillow fight for the ages. The competition for best dressed might be more intense, though. Black and white on gold looks great, and the star is working for them.

6. Penn State

 

Boring, simple, and clean. I told you I appreciate the classics, and this helmet is a true college football classic. This theme transitions into the home uniforms, too: navy with white block numbers, white piping, and no names on the back. It just screams Penn State, and it is among the sharpest in the country.

5. Michigan

 

The maize and blue winged helmet typically resides in the top 3 of similar lists as this one. The design was originally adopted to assist the Michigan quarterbacks in identifying their receivers down the field. Now, it’s synonymous with the rich tradition of college football’s all-time winningest program and just looking bad ass.

4. Oklahoma

 

The bright white interlocking block letters against the rich crimson color just looks great. I’m sounding redundant, but it’s classic and understated. It doesn’t need to be over-the-top and flashy. Everyone already knows about OU football.

3. Alabama

 

From all the love I give the University of Alabama football program around here, it would seem as if I’m a Tide fan. I’m not. I just give credit where credit is due, and Alabama has their act together in multiple facets of the game. The simple design of the helmet with each player’s number included is a great touch, and unique.

2. Texas

 

The University of Texas steer head logo is among the most recognizable in all of sports, and the burnt orange color is the only of its kind. Aside from its recognizable and unique qualities, it’s simple, sharp, and classic looking. Throw that white helmet atop the all-white away jerseys, and you’re looking at one sharply dressed football player.

1. Notre Dame

 

Iconic. Tradition. History. There are so many words that can be used to describe the Notre Dame football helmet. They are golden in color to resemble the university’s golden dome, making them the most recognizable piece of an athletic uniform, perhaps in sports history. To this day, Notre Dame still uses real 23.9 karat gold flakes in the paint. These helmets are unmatched.

Note: Alternate helmet designs not considered.

  1. NorthernProper

    Ohio State has one of the most classic helmet designs ever. This list sucks. Take a fuckin lap

    12 years ago at 5:17 pm
    1. Sasha_

      ^^ lol bro thats wat im sayin !!!!! #smh at this dood. l8r bros. 🙁 byeee -#sadsasha

      12 years ago at 5:21 pm
    2. Dillon Cheverere

      I do like Ohio State’s, just not enough to include them in the top 10.

      12 years ago at 5:47 pm
    3. Sasha_

      ^ lol dood fuck ya i fucked his bithc 2 !! dorn is pussy !!!!! go buckeyes !!!!! Baconteam# !!!

      12 years ago at 7:22 pm
    4. The Big LeFratski

      Dorn, I don’t care how much of an America hard on you have. But there is now way in HELL ‘Zona’s helmets are better than the bucks. Shit, Vandy’s aren’t better either. Fuck.

      12 years ago at 8:46 pm
  2. Azfratastic

    Im from arizona. and Oregon should definitely have at least one of their helmets up there

    12 years ago at 5:21 pm
    1. Frattysaurus Rex

      Maybe the carbon ones, other than that we just put an O on a helmet. Interesting list, but should focus on football more on this site than this fashion, queer eye for the football guy bullshit. Leave that to people who make lists for Bleacher Report.

      12 years ago at 5:30 pm
  3. How do you not include USC on this list? Fucking Dorn! UofA hasn’t been good in football since, well, ever. USC has had the same helmet since the early 1940’s. This is horseshit. I am now absolutely #TEAMBACON.

    12 years ago at 5:28 pm
    1. Will Ferrell

      His logic sucks, but by your criteria (among other things) you are a fucking idiot for not including USC. Miami and Ohio State at least should have gone before Arizona, Vanderbilt and A&M.

      12 years ago at 6:41 pm
    2. USC_ATbrO

      ^^^^Lace up. USC has not had the same helmets since the early 1940s. They’ve changed up Tommy at least once. Numerals were also worn on their helmets in the early 1960s for a few years.

      12 years ago at 8:26 am
  4. TheFertileTurtle

    Where’s Tennessee? WHERE’S TENNESSEE?? C’mon, The orange Power T was a football icon in the 90’s and soon to be again.

    12 years ago at 5:38 pm
    1. Sand Saver

      Soon? You mean with that awesome coach that had a losing record in the WAC? You mean with that whole brand new coaching staff because everyone else left for “lesser” jobs because they hate Dooley so much? Yeah, soon to be great. Fuck UT-K. Fuck everything about that school.

      12 years ago at 9:48 pm
    2. Fraternity Lifestyle

      TheFertileTurtle = Easy DZ. And UT seems to always be “about to be the next big thing” from their fans every season

      12 years ago at 9:47 am
    3. TheFertileTurtle

      ^ Actually, you’re Easy DZ. And brand new coaching staff? Sal seems like a nice upgrade to me. Also, we’ve got the best quaterback/receiving tandem in the country healthy now so eat shit.

      12 years ago at 8:56 pm
  5. TheMoreTheSperrier

    By these criteria, Nebraska should have at least made top 5 on this list. Classic iconic design.

    12 years ago at 5:38 pm
    1. Brother Brones

      Thank you. One of the most recognizable football helmets with incredible tradition – and I would make the same argument for Ohio St. But AZ and Vandy? Seriously?

      12 years ago at 5:42 pm
    2. Halls_Of_Ivy

      I understand the bias against the GDI fucks of california, but the helmets of USC and Cal are pretty fucking classic

      12 years ago at 6:02 pm
    3. TKEpledge

      Sasha don’t take offense.

      1) He’s a PiKapp. Odds are he’s gay.
      2) He’s from Nebraska. Doubles those odds even further.

      12 years ago at 6:14 pm
    4. PiKapp_Raider

      Hey TKE your trying way to hard to sound like your have a reasonable comeback so on your face pledge and sasha again have at least a better “bro” than a TKE

      12 years ago at 10:29 am
    5. Lld3

      I agree this list is a fucking joke without the skers helmets on there. Things are fucking timeless.

      12 years ago at 3:30 pm
    6. PiKapp_Raider

      how many heismans? we have 3 to your 0
      how many Bowl wins? we have 24 to your 8
      how many confernce titles? we have 43 to your 7
      how many all americans? we have 53 to your 28
      GO BIG Red and oh what was the score this year? 24 to 3

      12 years ago at 2:58 pm
    7. anon7472974648

      Yeah, but the answer to your first (and most important) question remains 6-5.

      Signed,
      your division champion

      12 years ago at 3:01 pm
    8. PiKapp_Raider

      Yea thts really sad when your last title was 46 years ago quit living in the past
      signed the (the only team to beat you in our division)

      12 years ago at 3:11 pm
    9. anon7472974648

      I love this guy! “Quit living in the past”, preceded immediately by asking about how many NC’s, AA’s, Heismans, etc other people’s schools have. Classic.

      -the once and future champ

      12 years ago at 3:13 pm
    10. PiKapp_Raider

      This is pointless well see you on the field and you’ll be kissing our ass as you watch us play for the Big Ten Championship this year

      12 years ago at 3:16 pm
  6. Vandal

    Additionally, Texas A&M’s helmets bear the name of often used money fountains and the acronmy for a favored sexual move involving anal intercourse and subsequent oral stimulation

    12 years ago at 5:43 pm
    1. Frattin LikeMy Daddy

      BTHOGDIs,

      Because that looks so damn tacky. LETS PUT A HUGE SEC STICKER ON IT THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW WERE IN THE SEC.

      The SEC craze is good but we would look like some try hards on the field with that on our logo.

      Frat on good sir

      12 years ago at 10:23 am