Top 10 College Football Helmets
I must be completely upfront with you here. I’m a classics guy. I much prefer the simple, traditional look of uniforms and helmets to some of the new age flair we’re seeing now. Give me the plain look of Penn State over the flash of Oregon’s tops. Texas Tech has glittery helmets for fuck sake. That shit irritates me.
I also gave precedence to more prominent programs. This will make the list a little more relevant. There are likely some sharp looking helmets in some lower-tier conferences that I’m going to leave out, but that’s only because not many people care about them. Sorry. It’s just the truth.
10. Texas A&M
There’s something about the obnoxiously oversized “T” that gets me. It could be my Texas roots or just my admiration for all things proud and pompous. I dig it, though. Maroon is pretty bleh, but I’m looking past it.
9. Florida State
Of all the headpieces on my list, the one of the Florida State Seminoles stands out the most. It’s the only one with a little flair to it. I wouldn’t put it in the “busy” category, but it definitely has more going on than the rest here. The garnet and gold color combo works really well too, and the spear is intimidating.
8. Arizona
The University of Arizona does have a football team, and they look sharp when they hit the field. The navy helmet is a good look, and the simple “A” in red and white is a great looking natural color contrast. They’re not lighting up any scoreboards in these things, though.
7. Vanderbilt
See Arizona. These two teams would hit the field against each other in a brutal knock-down drag-out pillow fight for the ages. The competition for best dressed might be more intense, though. Black and white on gold looks great, and the star is working for them.
6. Penn State
Boring, simple, and clean. I told you I appreciate the classics, and this helmet is a true college football classic. This theme transitions into the home uniforms, too: navy with white block numbers, white piping, and no names on the back. It just screams Penn State, and it is among the sharpest in the country.
5. Michigan
The maize and blue winged helmet typically resides in the top 3 of similar lists as this one. The design was originally adopted to assist the Michigan quarterbacks in identifying their receivers down the field. Now, it’s synonymous with the rich tradition of college football’s all-time winningest program and just looking bad ass.
4. Oklahoma
The bright white interlocking block letters against the rich crimson color just looks great. I’m sounding redundant, but it’s classic and understated. It doesn’t need to be over-the-top and flashy. Everyone already knows about OU football.
3. Alabama
From all the love I give the University of Alabama football program around here, it would seem as if I’m a Tide fan. I’m not. I just give credit where credit is due, and Alabama has their act together in multiple facets of the game. The simple design of the helmet with each player’s number included is a great touch, and unique.
2. Texas
The University of Texas steer head logo is among the most recognizable in all of sports, and the burnt orange color is the only of its kind. Aside from its recognizable and unique qualities, it’s simple, sharp, and classic looking. Throw that white helmet atop the all-white away jerseys, and you’re looking at one sharply dressed football player.
1. Notre Dame
Iconic. Tradition. History. There are so many words that can be used to describe the Notre Dame football helmet. They are golden in color to resemble the university’s golden dome, making them the most recognizable piece of an athletic uniform, perhaps in sports history. To this day, Notre Dame still uses real 23.9 karat gold flakes in the paint. These helmets are unmatched.
Note: Alternate helmet designs not considered.
Ohio State has one of the most classic helmet designs ever. This list sucks. Take a fuckin lap
13 years ago at 5:17 pm^this
13 years ago at 5:18 pm^^ lol bro thats wat im sayin !!!!! #smh at this dood. l8r bros. 🙁 byeee -#sadsasha
13 years ago at 5:21 pmCovering your helmet in stickers. TSM.
13 years ago at 5:31 pm^ lol plz leave thx !!!!!
13 years ago at 5:35 pm^^well played
13 years ago at 5:39 pmI do like Ohio State’s, just not enough to include them in the top 10.
13 years ago at 5:47 pm^ shut the fuck up bro !!!!!!?!??
13 years ago at 5:49 pmI got $50 that says Sasha could make Dorn look like a little bitch in a fight.
13 years ago at 6:45 pm^ lol dood fuck ya i fucked his bithc 2 !! dorn is pussy !!!!! go buckeyes !!!!! Baconteam# !!!
13 years ago at 7:22 pmDorn, I don’t care how much of an America hard on you have. But there is now way in HELL ‘Zona’s helmets are better than the bucks. Shit, Vandy’s aren’t better either. Fuck.
13 years ago at 8:46 pmNow way in hell? How fucking old are you that you can’t spell ‘no’ right?
13 years ago at 12:06 pmFuck Ohio State. The TSM comment was spot on.
13 years ago at 9:44 amwhat about Washington’s American Flag Helmets? Truly the best
13 years ago at 5:17 pm“Note: Alternate helmet designs not considered.”
13 years ago at 5:22 pmAmerica isnt an alternate
13 years ago at 5:25 pm^ This guy wins
13 years ago at 5:46 pm^^ This Guy. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:02 pm^^^ In ZAX, frat on good sir.
13 years ago at 6:16 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/700043 Texas Tech did the same thing
13 years ago at 7:43 pm^Yeah and even added Ke$ha amounts of glitter. TSM?
13 years ago at 7:59 pmFuck washington
13 years ago at 12:06 pm^^^^ great name chief
13 years ago at 7:06 pmI would replace Arizona with The U
13 years ago at 5:19 pmAnd you would be the only one.
13 years ago at 8:09 amIm from arizona. and Oregon should definitely have at least one of their helmets up there
13 years ago at 5:21 pmMaybe the carbon ones, other than that we just put an O on a helmet. Interesting list, but should focus on football more on this site than this fashion, queer eye for the football guy bullshit. Leave that to people who make lists for Bleacher Report.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmOregon should be on there. And the U.
13 years ago at 5:23 pmagreed Oregon has sick helmets
13 years ago at 5:37 pmFuck Oregon
13 years ago at 6:39 pmListen to yourselves.
13 years ago at 12:11 amHow do you not include USC on this list? Fucking Dorn! UofA hasn’t been good in football since, well, ever. USC has had the same helmet since the early 1940’s. This is horseshit. I am now absolutely #TEAMBACON.
13 years ago at 5:28 pm:,(
13 years ago at 5:48 pm^^ Your logic is really strong here.
13 years ago at 5:48 pmHis logic sucks, but by your criteria (among other things) you are a fucking idiot for not including USC. Miami and Ohio State at least should have gone before Arizona, Vanderbilt and A&M.
13 years ago at 6:41 pm^^^^Lace up. USC has not had the same helmets since the early 1940s. They’ve changed up Tommy at least once. Numerals were also worn on their helmets in the early 1960s for a few years.
13 years ago at 8:26 am^Lace up for being an ATO at USC
13 years ago at 12:03 amOregon’s chrome helmets are sick
13 years ago at 5:37 pm^
13 years ago at 10:08 pmWhere’s Tennessee? WHERE’S TENNESSEE?? C’mon, The orange Power T was a football icon in the 90’s and soon to be again.
13 years ago at 5:38 pmWe’ll gettem next year by God.
13 years ago at 6:41 pmPower T > Texas A. & M.
13 years ago at 6:57 pmSoon? You mean with that awesome coach that had a losing record in the WAC? You mean with that whole brand new coaching staff because everyone else left for “lesser” jobs because they hate Dooley so much? Yeah, soon to be great. Fuck UT-K. Fuck everything about that school.
13 years ago at 9:48 pm^FALSE. Gig ‘Em.
13 years ago at 9:52 pmTheFertileTurtle = Easy DZ. And UT seems to always be “about to be the next big thing” from their fans every season
13 years ago at 9:47 am^ Actually, you’re Easy DZ. And brand new coaching staff? Sal seems like a nice upgrade to me. Also, we’ve got the best quaterback/receiving tandem in the country healthy now so eat shit.
13 years ago at 8:56 pm“wheres tennessee?” said everyone for the last decade.
13 years ago at 8:10 amBy these criteria, Nebraska should have at least made top 5 on this list. Classic iconic design.
13 years ago at 5:38 pmlol dood ur drunk ur embaresing urself.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmThank you. One of the most recognizable football helmets with incredible tradition – and I would make the same argument for Ohio St. But AZ and Vandy? Seriously?
13 years ago at 5:42 pmI do like NU’s lids. Just missed the cut.
13 years ago at 5:54 pmI understand the bias against the GDI fucks of california, but the helmets of USC and Cal are pretty fucking classic
13 years ago at 6:02 pmFuck yea go huskers, and Sasha chug bleach you GDI cocksucker
13 years ago at 6:05 pm^ only a pie cap would say that !!
13 years ago at 6:07 pmSasha don’t take offense.
1) He’s a PiKapp. Odds are he’s gay.
13 years ago at 6:14 pm2) He’s from Nebraska. Doubles those odds even further.
lol bro thx i knew we could b friendz !!!! #l8r byee -sasha
13 years ago at 6:19 pmHey TKE your trying way to hard to sound like your have a reasonable comeback so on your face pledge and sasha again have at least a better “bro” than a TKE
13 years ago at 10:29 am^ Anyone have a clue what this guy just said?
13 years ago at 1:11 pmI agree this list is a fucking joke without the skers helmets on there. Things are fucking timeless.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmNebraska? C’mon. You’re not even top 5 in our conference, pledge.
13 years ago at 3:33 pmHow many National Championships has your team won?
13 years ago at 11:00 pm6 my school, (MSU)
13 years ago at 11:01 pm5 (NU)
Boom. Lick our fucking balls. Go Green.
13 years ago at 9:49 amhow many heismans? we have 3 to your 0
13 years ago at 2:58 pmhow many Bowl wins? we have 24 to your 8
how many confernce titles? we have 43 to your 7
how many all americans? we have 53 to your 28
GO BIG Red and oh what was the score this year? 24 to 3
Yeah, but the answer to your first (and most important) question remains 6-5.
Signed,
13 years ago at 3:01 pmyour division champion
Yea thts really sad when your last title was 46 years ago quit living in the past
13 years ago at 3:11 pmsigned the (the only team to beat you in our division)
I love this guy! “Quit living in the past”, preceded immediately by asking about how many NC’s, AA’s, Heismans, etc other people’s schools have. Classic.
-the once and future champ
13 years ago at 3:13 pmThis is pointless well see you on the field and you’ll be kissing our ass as you watch us play for the Big Ten Championship this year
13 years ago at 3:16 pmNon SEC football is a joke
13 years ago at 11:05 amAdditionally, Texas A&M’s helmets bear the name of often used money fountains and the acronmy for a favored sexual move involving anal intercourse and subsequent oral stimulation
13 years ago at 5:43 pm^bath salts?
13 years ago at 5:48 pmNvmd, taking laps.
13 years ago at 5:49 pmsip
13 years ago at 6:43 pmNot seeing the problem… All good things
13 years ago at 9:53 pmNew helmet design:
13 years ago at 2:27 amhttp://atssportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Texas-AM-to-SEC.jpg
why the fuck not?
BTHOGDIs,
Because that looks so damn tacky. LETS PUT A HUGE SEC STICKER ON IT THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW WERE IN THE SEC.
The SEC craze is good but we would look like some try hards on the field with that on our logo.
Frat on good sir
13 years ago at 10:23 am