Top 10 Hairstyles in Sports History
10. Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson rocked your basic power mullet, and he did it well beyond the acceptable time period (if it ever was acceptable). It was short and conservative up front, yet long and stringy on the back.
Johnson would also appear on a “10 Ugliest Athletes in Sports” list, and that’s largely due to his impressively repulsive power mullet. As a 6’10” southpaw, The Big Unit used intimidation as much as any other attribute to mow down batters. His hair was a vital aspect intimidating tactics. Secretly, I think Randy would admit that his hair was offensive. He sacrificed his appearance, albeit the dude is ugly as balls anyway, for an edge on the mound.
Dorn has a hard on for Barry Melrose
13 years ago at 4:37 pmhttp://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2011/0310/chi_u_beckham_sy_576.jpg
What about Gordon Beckham? Straight frat mop constantly. Possible best head of hair in the bigs right now.
13 years ago at 4:38 pmNo. Just, no. Fuck you and fuck the white sox.
13 years ago at 12:37 amJared Allen?
13 years ago at 5:55 pm^
13 years ago at 12:08 pmBut he shaved the mullet and lost his balls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJQQHOMvTtw&feature=fvwrel
13 years ago at 12:10 pmfrattiest mullet ever in existance
13 years ago at 1:30 pmBrett Keisel’s Beard
13 years ago at 6:12 pmFuck yes
13 years ago at 8:11 pmEddie Murray reminds me of Reg Mackworthy.
13 years ago at 7:21 pmBasically what I got out of this is that Dorn is a complete flamer.
13 years ago at 7:22 pm^^ Do you realize how stupid you look when you post shit like that? What are you, fucking 12 years old?
13 years ago at 7:28 pmThat was for Lynchem, by the way.
13 years ago at 7:28 pm^This comment is for people who are unable to count upward facing arrows. Oh and also, could your lips be any more tightly fastened to the rim of Roger Dorn’s asshole?
13 years ago at 8:14 am^
13 years ago at 11:56 am^^Fucking genius.
13 years ago at 1:00 pm^^ Thats the problem with the new guys…
13 years ago at 8:52 pm^^^ Dorn and I have a love hate relationship so stop sucking his dick because your lips are getting chapped and its Bacons job.
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13 years ago at 8:53 pm*^^^^
Okay fuck it Im just going to run laps even though I hate when people say that.
13 years ago at 8:53 pmPretty solid list. I was waiting to see Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn though. Still some bad blood?
13 years ago at 8:09 pmDon’t want to talk about it.
13 years ago at 8:19 pmSurely there’s enough room on that list for the Master’s champion Bubba Watson
13 years ago at 8:46 pmWhat about LeBron?
13 years ago at 9:56 pmThe Chet steadmen stache
13 years ago at 10:21 pm