Top 10 Hairstyles in Sports History

10. Randy Johnson

 

Randy Johnson rocked your basic power mullet, and he did it well beyond the acceptable time period (if it ever was acceptable). It was short and conservative up front, yet long and stringy on the back.

Johnson would also appear on a “10 Ugliest Athletes in Sports” list, and that’s largely due to his impressively repulsive power mullet. As a 6’10” southpaw, The Big Unit used intimidation as much as any other attribute to mow down batters. His hair was a vital aspect intimidating tactics. Secretly, I think Randy would admit that his hair was offensive. He sacrificed his appearance, albeit the dude is ugly as balls anyway, for an edge on the mound.

    1. Always be Pulling

      ^^ Do you realize how stupid you look when you post shit like that? What are you, fucking 12 years old?

      12 years ago at 7:28 pm
    2. funnymotherfucker

      ^This comment is for people who are unable to count upward facing arrows. Oh and also, could your lips be any more tightly fastened to the rim of Roger Dorn’s asshole?

      12 years ago at 8:14 am
    3. Lynchem

      ^^ Thats the problem with the new guys…
      ^^^ Dorn and I have a love hate relationship so stop sucking his dick because your lips are getting chapped and its Bacons job.

      12 years ago at 8:52 pm
  1. RollTide121

    Pretty solid list. I was waiting to see Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn though. Still some bad blood?

    12 years ago at 8:09 pm
  2. states_rights

    Surely there’s enough room on that list for the Master’s champion Bubba Watson

    12 years ago at 8:46 pm