Top 10 Hairstyles in Sports History
13 years ago

10. Randy Johnson

 

Randy Johnson rocked your basic power mullet, and he did it well beyond the acceptable time period (if it ever was acceptable). It was short and conservative up front, yet long and stringy on the back.

Johnson would also appear on a “10 Ugliest Athletes in Sports” list, and that’s largely due to his impressively repulsive power mullet. As a 6’10” southpaw, The Big Unit used intimidation as much as any other attribute to mow down batters. His hair was a vital aspect intimidating tactics. Secretly, I think Randy would admit that his hair was offensive. He sacrificed his appearance, albeit the dude is ugly as balls anyway, for an edge on the mound.

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  2. Nicholas Frattington

    God Dammit haha. Just this morning I was thinking how much I hated Barry Melrose’s “fuck you” wings.

    13 years ago at 10:22 pm
  3. futurestradeCME

    Tom Watson in his prime (Tom vs. Jack at Pebble Beach) and John Daly ’91 PGA Championship.

    13 years ago at 6:52 am
  4. Virginia Gentleman

    You can’t bring up the flat top without mentioning Howie Long. It has transcended time.

    13 years ago at 7:46 am
  5. truenorthfratdaddy

    Dorn can you talk to your app developers? Every time one of these list-type columns is put up I can only see the first of the list.

    13 years ago at 8:07 am
    1. fratmydickbitch

      Ted Nugent is TFTC, however, you suck a big one for not realizing where the reply button is.

      13 years ago at 11:54 am
  8. Grevis Fratquez

    He may not be a month into the show but Bryce Harper’s “skullett” has to be considered. It screams I don’t give a fuck

    13 years ago at 3:20 pm
  9. grandfrat

    Are we going to dismiss the fact that Dorn used the term swagger. I guess some things can be overlooked.

    13 years ago at 11:51 pm