Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors
Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to get distracted, or worse, visually aroused.
The following women are the reasons why. Here are my top 10 hottest Fox News anchorwomen, plus a bonus feature:
10. Heather Nauert
9. Sandra Smith
8. Shannon Bream
7. Jamie Colby
6. Megyn Kelly
5. Martha MacCallum
4. Ainsley Earhardt
3. Jenna Lee
2. Julie Banderas
1. Courtney Friel
And finally, I don’t care how long it takes, but someone needs to start teaching this incredible French news lady how to speak English. Frankly, she doesn’t even need to speak it well. She can even just hold up cards if she wants. The Fox higher ups need to make this happen. Who does she even work for, LCI? Never heard of it. Fox News could money-whip them.
Here she is. Her name is Melissa Theuriau:
I likes picture colum.
12 years ago at 4:11 pmHow is Sandra Smith not ranked higher? Herpes. TSM.
12 years ago at 8:39 amJust finished jerking off to each individual picture.
12 years ago at 10:10 am#5 is a man
12 years ago at 2:56 pmShe has a name!!!!
12 years ago at 6:10 pmBREAKING NEWS: FULLY TORQUED AND QUESADILLAS
12 years ago at 9:02 pmThese women are fair and balanced.
12 years ago at 11:24 pmYet another attribute I love about them.
12 years ago at 12:57 pmNo Kimberly Guilfoyle or Anna Kooian? Clearly you don’t watch FOX that often, or you only know the main ones.
12 years ago at 4:13 pm*Kooiman
12 years ago at 4:16 pmCalling someone out for not watching enough Fox News. TFM
12 years ago at 4:18 pmIs that the Crimson Chin?
12 years ago at 5:33 pm^ No, it’s the Crimson Chin.
12 years ago at 6:14 pmClef, The Boy Chin Wonder. FaF
12 years ago at 6:27 pm^ must be a TKE thing
12 years ago at 7:59 am^ definitely a TKE thing
12 years ago at 9:14 amIf it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
12 years ago at 4:14 pmMegyn Kelly is a MILF. In addition, I would annihilate Ainsley Earhardt.
12 years ago at 4:14 pmBill O’Reilly. Total DILF
12 years ago at 5:34 pmAndrea Tantaros?
12 years ago at 4:14 pmNot so fast my friend!
12 years ago at 4:15 pmSMOKE
12 years ago at 7:21 pmDisgrace she’s not on this list. Fucking disgrace.
12 years ago at 8:42 pmAgreed, she’s better than julie banderas
12 years ago at 10:07 amBy far my favorite. Her and Dana Perino are a vital reason for my daily viewing of the five.
12 years ago at 2:08 pmAn in MSNBC’s corner we have………. Rachel Maddow.
The choice is pretty clear, folks.
12 years ago at 4:17 pmS.E. Cupp/Krystal Ball
12 years ago at 7:56 am^this. S.E.C. has it going on. Plus Sandra Smith and Jenna Lee obviously double team second fiddle to Ainsley Earnhardt followed in a close third by the MILF Megyn Kelly
12 years ago at 8:53 pm#9 is underrated
12 years ago at 4:18 pmthis
12 years ago at 4:56 pm^^
12 years ago at 5:14 pmAbsolutely.
12 years ago at 8:36 pmWaaaay underrated.
12 years ago at 8:52 pmIt made me so confused
12 years ago at 9:53 pmDifference between 9 and 8 was startling. Pick up the slack Dorn
12 years ago at 11:17 pmI wood slept with her.
12 years ago at 8:13 amThere you have it, straight from dood skunk.
12 years ago at 2:35 amGretchen Carlson – also a total MILF.
12 years ago at 4:23 pm^ Beat me to it. I bet that post-stroke looking mouth of hers could skillfully suck a huge peepee
12 years ago at 6:58 pm^Hold that. I meant Greta. Fuck.
12 years ago at 7:00 pm^ Go back to daddy’s den and watch some more news. Dumbass.
12 years ago at 1:43 pmIt’s safe to say that I would consider engaging in intercourse with these women.
12 years ago at 4:27 pmI found this easy to masturbate to.
12 years ago at 4:30 pm