Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors
12 years ago

Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to get distracted, or worse, visually aroused.

The following women are the reasons why. Here are my top 10 hottest Fox News anchorwomen, plus a bonus feature:

10. Heather Nauert

9. Sandra Smith

8. Shannon Bream

7. Jamie Colby

6. Megyn Kelly

5. Martha MacCallum

4. Ainsley Earhardt

3. Jenna Lee

2. Julie Banderas

1. Courtney Friel

And finally, I don’t care how long it takes, but someone needs to start teaching this incredible French news lady how to speak English. Frankly, she doesn’t even need to speak it well. She can even just hold up cards if she wants. The Fox higher ups need to make this happen. Who does she even work for, LCI? Never heard of it. Fox News could money-whip them.

Here she is. Her name is Melissa Theuriau:


    2. Frat Blue Ribbon

      Google image Ainsley Earhardt. Related searches – Ainsley Earhardt legs, Ainsley Earhardt feet. wtf

      12 years ago at 10:42 am
    1. Your Name Is Toby

      I guess her asymmetrical stroke-face would be kind of a novel twist on BJ’s…..

      12 years ago at 4:54 pm
    2. MuleFratter

      ^ This almost made me piss myself. Asymmetrical stroke-face? Fucking golden truth

      12 years ago at 12:00 pm
    3. raging reagan

      I thought she was so conservative that she only spoke out of the right side of her mouth. Guess I was wrong.

      12 years ago at 8:32 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      ^^Seconded. The things I would do… the horrible, dirty, beautiful, magical things….

      12 years ago at 2:39 pm
    4. WWWD

      ^^ your ignorance to where that line came from proves how NF you are. Nice try geed.

      12 years ago at 2:03 pm
    5. yourfavgeed

      ^ your ignorance to how the carrot system works around here proves how NF you are. YMBNH geed.

      12 years ago at 2:12 pm